You know what I like most about that license plate. They spent more money… to the state… to show their disdain… for the state. It’s impressively myopic.
Anti-skub
Mmmm delicious boot
Tastes like polish and sand
Mmm, Polish men. 🤤
hot and sandy
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.
The real answer to “Don’t tread on me!” people is: “Real Americans just shoot the damn rattlers!”.
Since it’s not a question I’ll just ignore them
I’ll tell you what’s at the bottom of it,… If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you. — Lyndon Baines Johnson (Attributed to LBJ by staffer Bill Moyers.)
Squash
Hmmm snake soupe
soupé
scrambled snake!
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