This guy is like an out of shape ex-non league striker, rolling Sunday league defenders and trotting in to score simple goals.

If rolling city centre backs was ALWAYS this easy. Jesus, Mbeuma, Kane, and other strikers good at it would have 2-3 goals a game lol.

Edit: Because of my flair maybe ruining my joke take, lets just say it would give Jesus and extra few xG, not goals.

The 2-0-8 formation

love to see it

Días is so overrated man over commits all the time.

Looks like city are running out of oil

Lois, remember that time you scored two goals against City? hehehehehe

Streaks are here to end is what Klopp said. Lets be real tho, City is gonna make it 3-2.

What a significant moment given how it has been over last few years

I’m curious, which team do the German fans hate the most here ?

Openda always stays calm in front of the goal. Brilliant finish

Ruben Dias overrated as fuck lmfao

I want 5

Ice cold finish

I don’t rank Dias at all, should’ve been sent off as well. Solid defender but not PL POTY caliber.

Bale vs Barcelona vibes