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Just take a seat bro
It’s so much easier to aim in the dark and there’s no risk of drops escaping
But then yo dick touch da wata
The Witch’s Kiss
Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
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In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine
Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
Nothing sounds right no matter where you aim, and then you realize you took a wrong turn, and you’re in the closet.