“I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they’re magnetized,” Tenpenny said to the panel of lawmakers.

“They can put a key on their forehead and it sticks … There have been people who have long suspected there’s an interface, yet to be defined, an interface between what’s being injected in these shots and all of the 5G towers.”

The comments backfired. Gross’ bill stalled out after Tenpenny’s comments. And they sparked the investigation that would cost Tenpenny her license.

Nutter lost her license. Good.

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    Not a doctor. She’s a fucking osteopath, ie a masseuse with delusions of grandeur

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    She can run for and win Ohio senate seat with that qualification*

    • as long as she runs with ‘R’ next to her name.
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    “They can put a key on their forehead and it sticks …

    What kind of people can’t do that? Has she even tried it herself?

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      People who palm a glue stick when they need to prove that keys that are mostly made of brass and nickel will stick to them “like a magnet”.

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        Like that fat guy who claimed the same thing until someone told him to put baby powder on his sweaty ass arms and miraculously it quit sticking

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    OMG, I wrote to the state medical board when she started saying this dumb shit asking them to revoke her license and they actually did it!!!

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      I think she’s just made up the magnetized thing, I’ve not heard anyone else make that claim before, you know because it’s easily disprovable.

      Also why would anyone deliberately magnetize the population what’s the benefits supposed to be?

      I wish these idiots would come up with conspiracy theories at least had some internal consistency.

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        Nah, it’s been around for a while. Someone pulled it in front of a public forum and the speaker made him put talc on it and try again. The look of sheer confusion and mild sadness when it fell of was golden.

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        Also why would anyone deliberately magnetize the population what’s the benefits supposed to be?

        … Maybe that when you turn on the supermagnets on the, uhm, poles, or in China or something, everyone lines up pretty well adjusted rows automatically? And everyone would face the same way. There’s gotta be some benefit in that.

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    Being slightly magnetic could prove useful: never again would cutlery fall from your hands!

    And being capable of interfacing with 5G antennas? Becoming my own personal signal booster?

    ah, foiled again…

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    Years ago I shot a guy named Tenpenny and threw him and his aide from his tower after he made me nuke a small town because it was a blight on his horizon.

    Since then I never trusted anyone named tenpenny.

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    She probably shouldn’t have driving or fishing licenses either.

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    Their liquefying dead bodies and dumping them in the water supply!

    Oh those companies that are dumping carcinogens and chemicals that remain in your body forever? That’s fine, they’re just businessers doing business.

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    “They can put a key on their forehead and it sticks

    Be honest, you tried it didn’t you?