Implying flat Cartesian space.
“FIVE MINUTES. GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.”
“I JUST WANT TO TALK TO THEM.”
How long is a feef tho
Zero. Then all the other measurements make sense.
But then the two on the bottom would have to be inside one another.
Kinky. But no, not necessarily. You could say that one of them is the actual person and the other “person” is just the first person’s shadow. It’s a stretch, but it’s the best I’ve got.
Its an awkward position but it is possible
Tetrahedron of safety
Well, that’s not practical, but is physically possible, we just need someone moving on stilts and we are done
Just a simple tetrahedron of people.
Dunno why Pythagoras would be mad, since the Pythagorean theorem was known for at least a thousand years before his time.
The world started with Greece m8
COVID played the long division game.
I never thought I’d need to remember that math equation. Little did I know I’d need it to answer a meme on Lemmy. 8.485.
Look, lets be honest here, they’d be holding Neil back instead.
Solve for feef.
That totally works, but only when Positionen on an appropriately sized sphere
So unless you are a flat earther, you cannot complain?
I guess so, also it puts into perspective, how big a feef is. It would have to be 1/4 of the Earth’s circumference. Or maybe they are standing on a smaller sphere.
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But how many feet are in a foof? 🤔
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6 feef.
Came here to feef
I feef you.
Great, you can’t even correctly type a title for the image you stole. High effort
I don’ know wha you mean
I’m sure he’ll get rich and famous with all the upvotes
No, on the contrary, it cost me a lot of money paying 600 users for upvotes
The meme artist here is not thinking in enough dimensions. These constraints result in a tetrahedron. So you just need to stand in a triangle formation and have the last guy go in the center and float less than the average human height above ground.
Damn i hate when some other pedant beats me to it in the comments!
Stephen Hawking isn’t a pedant, he only went to Epstein’s island to get away from light pollution.
You won’t trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!