You can still be a kind of garden hermit if you get certain jobs in science and ecology.
If you’re a dude who hunts handsy priests using ninjitsu, I’d consider you a useful man…
If only I could be a Useful Man…
They said we don’t need toad doctors anymore, but I’m not so sure.
Is the doctor treating sick toads, or treating sick people using toads? Both? Maybe it’s just a pejorative and real toads aren’t involved all
Its a toad using people to trat sick toads and humans
Wait until Trump is President again
It’s not on the list but I always wanted to be a knocker-upper
FWIW, fluffer is still available.
Why is ninja, and only ninja, askew?
Maybe because we “think” there are no more ninjas, but we can’t confirm?
Does a priest hunter find new priests, or is it a person who kills priests?
First one; then the other.
Turns out they were basically bounty hunters for Catholic priests during Elizabeth I’s reign.
Which “for”?
Bounty hunters searching for Catholic priests.
Bounty hunter working for Catholic priests.
Hunting down Catholic priests
Or a priest who also keeps the monastery flush with game meat?
Nah, we should be hunting these monsters
Professional mourners are very much still a thing. Had them at a few funerals I attended. Very awkward to see them more invested into crying for the departed than the family. Some of the family members also seemed to think so, but hey, it’s tradition and respectful of the dead.
Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.
Do they sell individual cigarettes or something?
These sound like classes in a weird jrpg
Priest Hunter lol
Joint role play experts group?
Also, court jesters.
Hey, we still have plenty of ridiculous clowns. I hear Ricky Gervais’ career is still going strong
They still exist i think
RIP lighthouse keeper
Sign me up to be a priest hunter.
I bet toad doctors were so chill.
That’s the one that jumped out at me almost religiously. I feel like I lost out on something deeply fulfilling and tailored to my very soul.
Edit: It doesn’t mention living in a toadstool or a hermit hut covered in them as I had imagined, but I’m sure it’s perfectly legal to do that while still upholding your oaths and croaks.
If I had a time machine I would go and be a toad doctor and live in a little cottage in the woods and have a ton of wacky ingredients and stuff everywhere.
I wonder how much schooling someone would need for this? What’s the salary and benefits like? I think I could do this.
It’s similar to cunning folk, another kind of folk magician.