Because the government can’t afford a book of matches?
Not in this economy
Like the “Jewish space lasers” bullshit that Margarine Traitor Greed mentioned.
If we had space lasers, we’d use them in Ukraine.
Jews won’t use their space lasers to help Ukraine because Ukraine is full of Nazis. /s
Then they would use them against Ukraine.
Flawless logic.
Hey, those are real! /s
Everything is a conspiracy since the internet became a “news” source
Yeah, just because they’re posting it on Twitter instead of ranting on street corners doesn’t make it a news story.
And when they finally do determine the cause, nobody will ever believe them.
Edit I want to say too, that photo is heartbreaking. It’s NOT a black and white photo. I zoomed in on a little spot of red… it was a stop sign.
There are reports that it was downed power lines. It was super windy which is what also caused it to move so rapidly and with such ferocity.
Yeah, I saw that video tonight, would not be surprising!
oh shit, man that just messed with my head so bad
The wall of flame was reaching speeds of 80 mph.
That’s unfathomable to me.
I hate to make the comparison with this photo, but all I can think of with the stop sign in the middle is the scene with the little girl in the red coat in Schindler’s List.
Which only proves how stupid they are. There is no need for lasers if a simple cigarette but thrown away carelessly is sufficient.
Or a downed power line, how hard is that to believe
They said the same thing about Canada’s fires 👍
It’s amazing they haven’t come up with a more practical way of starting fires.
The fact that my mom actually believes this 💀💀💀
My mom thinks Biden’s a robot. So…
That’s ridiculous, an AI would be way more coherent than Biden.
Yes but conspiracy theorists think that radio waves create atomic structures, so I think it’s pretty clear they’ll believe any old nonsense.
Republicans only attack America to make Biden look bad. So they should start there.
Jesus fuck.