• redcalcium@lemmy.institute
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    1 year ago

    Senior Dev: the code is self-documenting

    The Code:

    f̴̡̨̰̤͖̭̻̖̻̥̟̲̓̀̐̐̓̈̀̕͠õ̷̙͍̲̳͕͙͖͚͎͌͒̃̀̌͐̂͒̕͝ͅr̸̘̺͍̣̩̣̬͌̑̍̈́̅̕͝ͅ ̸̟̥̠͉͚̱͉̺̹͓̾̓̈̂̀̈͌͐̽̋́͂͝͠͠(̸̨͎͉͓̹͚̈́̈́͂͝͠j̷̡̛̬́̀̄̌̈́͊̕ ̷̫͑̆=̶̢̫̥̝̣̙̖̥̣̾̀͑́͛̆̉̕ ̴̡̣̬̼͓͇̟̠̞̝̂̾ͅ0̴̯̦̩̻̘̝̯́͛͂̉̏̈́̎͠;̷̛̝͚̫͇̭͎̪̟̤͋̊̀̅ ̶̱̑̍͋̐͗́̓j̷͍͇̖̦͍͎̰͙̯̃̂̈̒͗͋͆͗̅̚ ̴̡̛̬͙̫̭̪̻̭͚̥͉͖͑͌̀̽͋̿̈̍͋͊̂̊̚͜≮̢̨̛͍̲̞̍̏́͐̿̈́̿͛̅̄͜ ̴̨̳͖̱̞̬̹̠̗͔̠̙̩̗̋̎̾̌̽͆̎̋̔͠ͅy̷͎͚̽͗͋̋̽r̴̢̨̡̛͉̜̰͚͇͎̘̄̎͒̓̽̅̆̊͐̓̌̽͠é̶̲̹̑̆͗͊̀̏̇̐͗͘͜͝s̴̢̛̩̬̖̩̞̞͒̈́̍͒͜͝͝;̵̰͕̬͂͆͆̂̌͂̀̋̇̋͝ ̷̨͓̹̳͙̰̳̰̝͚̝͔̫̬̀̓̀̿̈́̆̋̃͊͘͜j̷̡̡̢̠̭̲͔͎̮̰̣͕͚͇̱̄́̇̌̄+̴̡̜͍̘̮̦̠̜͍̏̽͛̌́͗̃͊̃̕+̵̛̪̬̫̬̣̥͙̼̟͙̖̒͛͆͛́͑̈̆͛̽̚͜)̵̨̡̙̖͕̙͈̜̫̗̳̲̈̾ ̶̡̛̞͔̲͔̬̐͋̓̓̔̑̽͒{̴̧̨̤̙̘̲̥̻͎̈́̓̋̀͒̾̈̋̍͗̂́͌̕͜ ̸͈̫̣̥̠̫̙͙̃͂͊͒̒͋̄͑̏̚͠ͅ ̸̧͉̰̹̻̝̟̻̓͊̈́̓̆͑̈̿̀̅̾̈́̔̒͜͜ͅ ̸̨̙͓̪͇̦̖̗̹͔̤͍̃͑̐ ̸͉͓̼̞̇́́̀̃͌͒͘ ̴͈̳̭̹̻̞̬͎̠͌̃͝y̴̲̠͓͖̫̹̙̖̻͚͔̿͆̀̀̉̓̈́͘̕͠ͅ ̸͇͚̰͈̘̣͉̬̌̏̅͂͆͊̈̄̅̈́͠͠=̵̬̫͕̺͚̬̩̞͙͔̹͖͂ ̶̧̛̬̥͈̰͖̫͚̥̼̥̦̭́͋͐̊͛́͆͆͛̚y̸̳̾̅̈̈́̂́̊̋̐̽m̴͉̯̳̠̣̥̑̐̕a̶͚̳̣̼̬͖̱̿͑͌͐̓̓̌͒̑́́͜x̶̨̨̛̛͓͈͍̜̝͇̜͉͈̰̓̋͆̊͋̎́̔͛̏͘͘͝ ̸̗̠͔͓͙̥̯̋̄̌̎̊ͅ-̵̛͇̟̣̆̅̚ ̶̛̌͂͒͑̍̽̓͜j̵̛̫̪̼͙̇̕ ̶̸̧͍̳̣͈͇͇̼̱̠̭̤̜͕̫̗̝̟̬̪̳̖̤̜̌̏̀̔͆̅̈̔̾͐͆͒́̂͝ͅ ̷̱͇̱̳̗̱̓̔̌̂͑̈́͋́͊͐̈́̕̚͜͠͠d̶̼̞̰̟̩̹̯͇̓͜ͅͅy̸͉̑̀͑̐̏͐̍̀͜͝͠;̷̨͔͖̥̫̣͉͖̭̳͇̊̂̀͗͊̇̕͜ͅ ̸̨̛̘̬̤̩̦̞̤͖̤͖̈̂͒́͐͠͝͝ ̵̪̘̦̺̰̩̲͉̬͊̂̇̏̽̓̀̍̀̚̚͜͝͝͝ ̴̫͍̄̑̓́͛͗ ̴̺̔͛̽͒ ̵̧̳͕͍͍͋͆̈́̀̀̎̄̐̔̂̂̋̚͜͠͝f̷͍̙̘̫̲͉̮̪̮͈̖̹͒̈́͠o̶̥̝͕̤̖͉̫̟̞͍̿͐͗͋̐̽̅͒͘͜r̶̡̗̻̣͍̯͚̫̥̺̘̜͐͐̐̋͑̿͂̇̔͂͂͝(̴̰̩̱̼͓̯̖̪̖͈͊̂͒̈i̵͙̓͒͒̎̀̑̓͊́͗̔͛̅̚ ̵̦̤̭̙̖͙̰̼͓̗̣̙̙͂́̒͑͜=̷̡͙̘͓͚͉̪͓͔̲̣̈́̕ͅ ̷̢̢̭͇̳͍͖̜̩̗̩̙̆0̶̡̛͕͆̄̑͛́̽̀͂̓͊̈͋͝͝;̸̢͕̰̝̘̋͌̂̇͂̾̉́̃ ̶̢͍͖͈̤͙͔͎̝͂̂̈̀̆̃̈́͑̄̑̓̕͘͜ì̴̜̼̦̞͕̠͚̘͕̼͇̼̉́̐̈́̋̀̑̈͛̚͜ ̴̨̻̖͈͖́̄̍̓̓̀̒̈́͗͐̏̔̑̇̕<̶̨̛̛̝̼̯̓́̔̈̈́̎̓͒̒̓͂̀͝ ̸͈̖͖̯̰͓̭̦̙͓̰͋̓̑̐͐̔̓̈̚͜͝x̷̯͖̳̼͎͙͚̖̫̹̿͛̏̕ŗ̶̦̩͈̗̝͔̮̙̋ͅë̸͙͎̝̯̫͚́̃͜͝s̶̨͉̬̮̭̻̬̦͚̪̀̑̊̾̂̍̔̆̄;̴̨̭̜͔̄̿͆̇̈́̈́͊͗̈̔̇̃̈́͠ ̵̞̫̦̞̯̗̞͍͓͚̱͔̄̒͗̅̈́̾̉̐͋͒̉̉i̵̱̔+̶̠̝̗͉̇̆̽̐̿̌̈́̎͜͝+̷͉̜̽̇̒͛̄̈́̾́̽̑͆͒̂̔͛)̵̫̋͠ ̸̢͇̪̲̪͉̰̟̤̫͎̲̱͈͐̔{̴̢̧͖͔̮̳̙͓̫̤̰̩̰͕̣͆̓̒ ̶̡̧̺̥͙̳̣͙̰̰͙̲͔̙̝̈́̄͊̓͐͊̄́̓̐̚͝ ̵̡̢̧̧̨̜̗̦̥̞̱̽̓̀͆̆͐̄̄̅̌́̀̂̕͘ ̶̡̙͙͇͚̞͎̂̎̈́̉͂͛̄̎͝ ̷͙͓̯̣̱̜̬̱͎͕͍̗̿͋̾ ̵̛͔͎͇͍̩̞̣̥͎̪̩͖͕͗͝ͅ ̸̧̨̙̺̩̯̦͇͕̾̄͑̔͛́ ̶̬̥͔̪̝́̆̓̀̍͗̈́̋̒ͅḑ̷̗̤̰́͂̾̐͌̔̀̔̊̏̐͒͘ȏ̵̧̞̯̥̩͔̻̝͙͛́̄͌͆̈́̄̀́̚͜͜͠͝ͅų̷̞͈̖͖̰͕̅͗̓͛̈̈́̄̓̈́͘͘͝b̶̯͉͙͓͓̪͉̖̺͖̌̂ļ̶̤̤̬̝̠̝̳̺̼̗̋͆͂̎̆̏͂̏̚̚͠͠͝ͅĕ̶̘̪͑̑ ̸͇̳̭͚̥̠̭̠̻̣̩͂ǘ̴̢̨̧͓̩̖̪̪̤̣̝̪͓͙͉͊̈́̀̑̇͌̑͗̈́͋̐̓̉͝ ̸̧̛̩͎͓̻͇̦̔̋͆̄̃̆̔͆̀̋̈́̏̚͝=̷͔̲̫̭̝̤̟̙̤̳̠̫͓̺̻̓̈́̄̈́̃ ̵̦͔͋́̉̊̾̊͊͊̾̔̀͒́͘͜͜ͅ0̵̯̌͒͛̽͆.̸̹̈́͑̄̊̐͌0̶̨̧͕̲͇͕̼̭̮̿͑̉̇̒̿̾͐͠͠ͅ;̵̨̝͉̫̙͉̠̤͛̾̅̋̎̀̈́̽́̕͝͠͝ ̶̡͇͉̗̞̤̪̯͕̥́̔̿̏͊͌́̊̋̂̚͝ͅ ̷̫̱̹̤͂́̈̐̐̊̓̉̿͐̒̚͘͝ ̸͎̥̼͎̤̜̪͇̇̀̀̄͛͑̈́͠ ̴̢̘̰̺̺͓̬̪̔̊̋̀͌̂̍͗͘̚͝͠ ̷̢̌̀ ̸̡̛͊̉̏̒̍́̋̓̑͊̓̕͝ ̶̹̿̂́͝d̴̢̠̺̣̱̗̳̼̹̻̖͉̜̜̬̈́̋̿́͂̒͠ǫ̵͇͗̽́̒͘͘ū̸̢̫͓̤̳̖̦̬͕̹̫̹̟̦͆͝b̵͚͉͐̿͌͗̽̓̎ľ̸̺̗̝̟̰̓͋͛̃̃̀ȩ̶͇̲̪͗͋́̒̒̍̇̃͠͝͝ ̴̛̺͕͚̒́̎͊͛̿̕͜͝͝v̷͙̳̳̱͉͓̏͒͌͒̅̈́̍͝=̵̱̭͎̳̇̏͌́ ̴̡̛͍̼͎̲̻̦̙̬̆̎̏̈̓͐̑̇́̀́̔͘͜0̸̧̘̝͈̘͉͈̻̝̞̋̂̇̈͗̈́͒́̆̎̾̿͒͘͝ͅ.̴̨̜̻̮̦̣͈̮̓͒̈́̈́̆͊̒͂̓͂͝0̴̢̛͚͙̞̭̭̼͖͛̏̃̆́̈́̾̈́̀ͅ;̸̡̽ ̴̡̜̺̩̼͈̺̦̔̒ͅ ̶̢̨̛͈̥̭̰̞̳̓̉͊̊̓̅̅̍͒̆̈ ̶̭̰͍̠̺̼̗̠̣̳̳̻́̍͌̔̐͛ͅ ̵̢̬͔̤̤̰̏̀̊̋̐̎ͅ ̵͎̥̹̝̥̪̫̖͛͊̌̾̇͜ͅ ̵̡̭̩̪̤̖̏͌̀̾̄̈́̆̉͘̚͝ ̶̨̼̗̝̤͈͈̗̎̀̓̈́̔́̏̑͠͝d̶̤̳̟̪̔͑̋̇̾͑̿̏̅̍̈́͝ǫ̶̨͇͇̖̙̲͎͎̟͍̮̱͉͂̉̀̾̋̊͂̆͝ư̶̜̙̘̈͊̓͋͛̽͑̀̈̃́̔̓̔b̴̨̨͎̹̫̦̳̫̱̼̜̃̄̏̾̀̌̇͑̓̈́͂͂̇̏͜l̴̨̨̞̲̙̫̟̯͙̥̪͊e̴̱̺̱͝ ̸̗̈́̃̽͑͌̓̓̂̈́͂̿̋̚͠ǔ̷̞̼͖̥͗̂̑͗͠2̵̢̨̻̥̖̗̩̖͕̭̈́̅͂͗ͅ ̴̡̢̗̥̳̫̹̩̪̪͚͕̣͓̖̔́́͘=̵̨̳̥̻͎̙͋͋ ̸̢̧̢̛͈͍̰̠͇̟̄̋͑̄͆̈̀̍̐́́̑͋ͅu̴̠̲̰̯͚̖̞͙̯͚͚͕̅̀̓͒̑ ̶̸̙͍̘̰̻͇̗̯̼̱̭̜̲̮̫͖͚̖̻͂̀̀̊̍̉̈͌̋͊̽̌̐́̎͘ͅ ̶̨̡̡̛̭̻͓͖͙̝͈̤̑̀̈͐̃ȗ̸̧̨͎̬̺̣̥͖̥̣̦̞̫̺̎͛̕;̷̞̞̻̳̩͕̈́͐̾̊̓̐́̄͊̔́̽ ̴̧̧̫̪̟̭̹͙̰͔̗͍͛̀̇̆͂͋̒͊̎̈́̐̽͠͠ͅͅ ̷̛͙̪͔̫̥̠̪̭͍͔͉̙̋̿̀̑̃̔͜ ̶̡̡̯̜̲͎̦͇̗͈͓̱̜͊̋̋̊͗̓̆͐̋͠ ̸̧͚͍̮̲̰̗̲͖̬̰̀̑̊͆̄̒͛̃̄̚̕͠ͅ ̴̛̭̗̲̮͈̝̟̹̜̜̯͇͕̓̎͛̎̿̔̂͛͊̂̒̕ ̵̰͆͊͌̿ ̷̢̧̡̩̺͎̯̥͕̈́d̶͉̒̑o̸̧̤̱̖̻͓̤̻̦͍͈̬̎̂͜ư̴̭͍̬͉̲͕̻̽͐̈́̈͐̌̕b̵͖̉̀͑̂̀͝l̶͙̈̌̈́̚̚ȩ̸̼̘̅́͂͊̊͒̉̈́̽͌͜ͅ ̸͈̋͘͝v̶̨̩̹̜̱̝̮̞̭̖̤̇̿̿̏̀̽͒͌̎2̶̛͎̼̪̦͙̼̫̹̦̥͇͚̇̂̾̀͋ ̶̰̎̔͊=̴̬̳̻̖̊͐̿̈́͛͆͐̌̒͆͑́̂͝ ̴̢̳̗͕̩͖̫͔̝͕͉̰̲͋̏̌̇͗̕v̸̷̡̡̡̯͕̤̰̭͚̮̗̯̯͚̱̩̱̘̈́̀̂͒̂̇̐̋͋̀̆͆́͛̑̎̒̚̕͘͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅv̷̧̯̜̀̈́͒͒̾̐͗̕̕;̴̡̙̠̪͙͚͈͕̄͒̀̔̀̍͌͘ͅ ̸̧̡̛̛͔͓͔͓̰̲̯͓͙̻̺͎̐̇̔̅͜ ̴̢̢̡͍̭̟͈̤̮͎̰̠̹͆̌̓̆̓͂̇̆̅̿̒͂̏̂̕ ̸̜͓̗͎̼͉̰̟̟͎͊̀̑̒̈̏̀̚͘͠ ̷̢̳̫̹̱̝͚͐̅̈́̾̔͌̈́͋̏̓̿̃͘ ̵̫̫̦͉̈͒́̀̑̇͜͠ ̸̡̛̱̜̲͈̙̞̮̺̭̽̓̈́̿̏́̕ ̶̗̲͓̝̏̃́͊͒͘x̷̠̞̩̀̐̊͐̓͒̕̕ ̶̢̭̞͚̳̣͈̦͇̙̒̾̈́͊̑̊͋̿̄̒́͝͠=̶̨̨̧̪̱͖̱̻͓̦̈̈̈̉̈́̈́ ̴̻͚̺͎̰͇̙̝̜͉͕͐̅̓̔̎̂͝x̴͈͔̯͎͇̲̙̤͙̌͌ͅm̸̲̟̳̝̠̃͛͠ḯ̷̡̧̨̟͓̜̜̯͇̙̳̠͗͊̎́͛͋̔̆̃͆͠͠ͅn̶̡͚̮̙̠͖̦̦̻̫̖̱̗̹̟̈́̈́̈́͝ ̷̡̺͎͎͉̖̰͙͕͖̿̈́͑͌͝+̶̢̩̤̜̳̠̺͙͖̙̐͐͘ ̴̢̮̻͎͉̎̋̓͋̃̂̓̓͊̂͛͘̚͠͝į̶̥̯̮̰̬̮̀͗̐̊̅̀̔́͜͜ ̷̷͓̫̖̰̜̝̰͓̃͋̂̿͂́̽̕͝͠ͅ ̴̜͓̩͔̲̅́̾͛̉̏͆̾͒̑̿͘͜͝͝d̶͈̰̖̈́͜͝͠x̸̜͉̗͓̯͍̤̝̞͎̺̤̳̭̂̂;̵̫͈͖̍͒͊̔̍̈̄̇̇́̀̇ ̶̢̧̨̛̦̤̘͇͙̲̺̩̙̠̜̓̂̈́̎͂͋͆̈̏͐ ̸͙̼̩̪͝ ̷̡̜̠̰͙̅̅̾͐̅͊͊̏͊͒͛̋͝ ̸̧̩͖͙̤̝̪̏͆̇́͐̃͌͗̍̈́͐̕ ̴̛͖̥̹̹̰̟̉́͠ ̸̢͍̪͔̮̙̰̲͋̓̅̈́̓̍͒ ̶̢͖̜̫͍̗́̌̍̉̏͒̏̓̃ ̸͇̫̗̼͈̜̙̺̰̫̯̟͉͇͋́͒͑̉̊̀̔͠ ̶̨̖̌̀̀̌͛̒͋̓͊̚͜͝ ̷̥̝̘̦̤̻̘͊̎̄̋̃͐͜ͅ ̶̧̘̖̰͎͇̭̲͚̟̜̝͓̌͋̾́͊̂̾̔̅̽͛͘͝ ̵̬̪̣͍̰̱̼̘̥̩̘̪̦̘̿ͅ ̷̨̟͕͚̮͒͑͆̆̈̊̅͂͝͠ ̷̢̤͕̘̝̙̺̟̙̭͙̏̀̑̽͂͜͠ͅf̷̧͓̖̖̝͓̤̱̠̀̈́͑̈͌̿̊̇o̵̖̟̱̭̗͂̈́̈͘ṟ̵̻̙̙̥͔̥̋̈́̌̑̃̈͑̒̾ ̶̡̢̛͙̪̝̣̳̘͚͊͐̀̌̀̈́̽̈́̅̇̈́̑̽̓(̵̰̫̗̣͇̤̙̱̞̣̤̟̙͒̃̈́́̄̇̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅḱ̷̛̟̾̅̌͌̑̀̈́͌́̀̕̚͠ ̸͚͈͍͇̮͊̃͐͛̋͂̂̏̅̈́͑=̷͍̩̺͎̉̏͗̄̈͝ ̵̡̡̩̻̟͎̮̞̳̳͖̱̃͒̑̽1̸͕̳̰̫̍̉̅̔͊͋̓͛̈̌͝;̸̡̳̬̬̀͊͋̽͂̆͜ ̶̨̢̗̱̤͈̭̈́̂͝͝k̷͎͔͈̤̞̱̮̩̯̩̿͌͘ͅ ̸̡͖̯̥̫̤͚̝͙͓̪̒̀<̶̧̣̟͈̫͍̯̣̹͊͌̑͛͂̆̅͛̚͜͠ͅ ̴̨̡̥̼̲̮͘m̸̯͇̈͊̏̕͜a̸̢̢̞̞̠͙̠̗̹̜̙̓̇͆͒̀̋̅͌̂̇x̷̢̢͖͉̰͙͚̯͕̼̖̙̼̋̉͗̈́̊̂̌̂͐̈́͜͠͠i̶͇͖̅̀̐̐͗̚t̸̥̤̤̼̖̤̫̙̥̠̽̓͂̏̓̇̊̅̈́̈̚͘ë̸͇̳͓̗́̽̊̽͊̎͠͠ŗ̴̧̹̮̬̳̻̪̀̆͛̈̅̔̐͜͠͝ ̴̧̮̫͇̫̝͓͉̱̖̹͚͈̝̲͑̋̀̀̈́̂̈́̈́͌̚̕͝&̷͔͍̻̪̤̭̺̱͉̟͇̤̼̬̣̉̂̑͂̆͂̑̊̄̎̿̿̎͐̚&̵̛̖͉̄̈́́̈́͌̿͗̅̑͝͠ ̴̡̡͇͈̬̮̦̯̯̲̼̯́̎͑͋̀̔̕ͅ(̷̬̹̩̳͉̙͔̀͒͌͒́̑͜͝u̷̯͖̿͒̇̊̍̒͌͊̽̄͠͝2̶̮̙̝͍͔̯̩̽̀͂̊̿́̀͆̕ ̴̹̾̎́͆͌̾̚+̵̧̭̦̤͉̮̫͎͚̊͋̋̅̎͊̽̑͊͘͘ ̵̦̣̙͉̖̱̺͝v̶̜̯̖̟̩̜͎̝̤͙̕͜2̷̛͚̹͓̖̱̞̤̥̹͕̅̒̄͋͠͠ͅ ̶̧͕̮͍̱̖͔̬̼̖͎̜͚̯͓̊͌̅̒̉̅͒̏̀<̶̧̧̹̱̬̹̜̘̯̘̬̬̉̆̋̓̃̅́͐͆͋̑̍̾ ̸͔͈̜̹͓̻͇̲̹̠̝̎̄̈́́̅̃̆̈́̓̈́̚͜͝4̷̟̠̙͚͓͔̻̏̎̈̃͛͛̽̂.̸͔̩̯͍̮͓̙̣̺͓̇̆̽͋̓͑̊́͋̀̓̈͜0̷̡̨̧̤̳̬̤̾̌̕͝͝)̴͖͕͙́͝ͅ;̸̧̧̡̩͙̫͈͔̩̙̝̣̗̈̓̈́̀̚ ̷̻̤̭͔̫̱̫̩̳͇̤̝͂͂̋͑̌̽̐͗͝k̸͍͇̑̔̾̈́͆̎͝+̵͉͔͙̭͈̟̫͓̰͈̅̔̾́̒́͆̉͜͝+̸̨̧̨̧̘͎̞͍̙̗̘͑́̌͐͂̄̎̋̓͘͜ͅ)̶̧̙̰̳̠̠̘̲̬̙́ͅ ̴̡̨̡̛͚͍͓̯̦̺͇̌̀̇̑̌͗̀̓̆̾̾̇͠͝{̷̢̛̙͕̗͕̒͂̈́͘̕ ̵͍̬̘̞̗̥̠͍̥̫̝͇̺͑ ̴̧̪̭̲͙̘͎̀̂̇͐̈́́͑̿̓̈̉ ̵̪̱̐̈́̔̽̆̅̉͑̀̾ ̶̟͚̪̼̥̰͔̱̭̰̇͛̈́̽̕ ̴̯͍͚̹̜̠̺̖̗̼͆̓̍̓̅̈̈́͆͑̾͆̊͝ ̶̡̨͍͖̭̘̳͓̤́̉͑̚͠ ̴̨̧̗̣̞̿͂́̕ ̴̢̧̧̛̯̳̀̅̀̍̄͌̍̀́̓̀͘͘ ̸͉̘̯̐̓͜ ̶̡̢̬͕̹͈͂͐͊̀ ̶͕̪̻͉̜͓̯͔̝̹̳̑̽̎͋̓͌̉̒̈̋̒̄͒̉͜͜ ̶̡͎̠̞̰̠͇̳͇͚̲̟̫̉́͑̊͜͝ ̶̧̛̦̰̻̪v̷̧͙͔̟̱͓̻̥̠̞̣͔͈̋͂͋̒̋̍ ̶̧̻̝͓̈́͒́̓̉́͑͛̒̑̏̇̐̚͝≠̛͉̅̐̾͒̄̐͗̄̚͝ ̷̬͓̂̈́̈́̎̑̀͆̓̾̈̐̕ͅ2̴̢͖̘͚̫͓̞͚͎̝̼̯͈͆͛̀͜ͅ ̴̴̧̨̨͎͖̤͚͎͔̘̮͔̏͛̈́͋̐̂̀͋̋͆̓́̾́̎̇͠͝ͅͅ ̴͉̲̦͇̗͌̎̀͐̾̃̆͝u̶̡̨͎̹͇̺̹̼̫͉̻̺̠̣̐̇̐̈̅̽̎̕͘̕ ̴̴̡̧̨̝͔̘̞̗̞̼̪̺̦̞̘̬̠͉͐́͐̒́̿͛̓͗̇̽̐̀̄̀̚̕̕͘͝ ̴̝̮̹͚̮͎̏͂̈́̽̊̍͐͒̄̑v̴̢̡͍̖͍̭̘̲̝̲̭̲͈͒́̈́̌̂̍̑́̈́̂͐͛̕͝ ̵̧̛̬̺̪̫̺͗̾͗̆͋̆́́̐̒͌͆͜͝+̷͖̘͖̱͎͖͚̜̻̍̓̈́̊̂̏̿͘̚͜ ̵̢̛̘͉̤̠͍̟̮̘̝͓̭̳͚̓̓̈́̔̇́̓̓̓̑͊͒̈͘y̷̛̖͚̪̦̦͍͎̯̺͉̙̓̿͛̚̚;̷̡̢̛̜̝͎̺͚̟̙̗͓̃̽̑͐̾̈́̑͒̐̂͛̚ͅ ̶̨̰͍̣̳̈́̓̾ ̵̻̟̙̖̅̈́̈́͌͋̐̿́̆͂͘͜͠ ̵̡͎͈̭͔̜͊̓̊̈́̾́̍̈́̐̒̚͜ ̸̣̥̟̜̏͝ ̸̢͍̪̘̤̱̓̈͒̈̏̋̈͋̽̈́͝ ̸̧̳̮̥̜̫̟̦̺̙̼̟̘̖̿̊̿̔͐͌̄̓̎͗̀̕̚͠ͅ ̵̡͍͎̙͈̰̲̑͜͝ͅ ̷̼̃̍̒̈́͂̕͝ ̴̨̝̖͋͛̆͗͌̿̂̒̆̀̅̄͘͠ ̸̼̗͖̺̦̭̞̖̊̆͆̾̿̈́͠ͅ ̶̡͕̰̦͎̽̀ ̵̢̲̞̟̳͋̓̎̎͒ ̴̰̭͚̞̜̺̊̇̄̂̀̾̃̕ͅŭ̴̡͙̽̉̑̃̇̍̒̔̈́̉ ̴͔̩̭̙̬̙̺̪͕͉̦̟̦̥̫̀͐=̴͖̼͕͌̾̑̈͊͘͝ ̵̨̡̣̝̱̯̺͔̬̞̙̫̟̗̽̏̓̈́͒̐̅͋̽͝͝ů̴͔̪͕̙̝̙̪̣̹̒̔̏͛̈́̑̈́̈́͛͘̚͜͠͠͝2̸̰͎̲͎̙͉̱̾͐̀ ̸̢̼͎̗͊̄̒͐̈́̉͠-̸̡̞̤̰̠͉̆̌̚͜͠ ̶̯̳͚̭͕̪̖͓̳̅̋̆̓̚͝v̶̧̛̛̥̝̝̭̦̩̮̘̓̓̉̿͝2̵̡̡̛͓̖̺͙̗̤̠̥͚͙̿̉̏͜ ̴͇͉͕͊̊̋̅͂͋̀͐͐̉̇̓̑͠+̷̢̡̧̩̜̳͎͚͓̱͖̖̭͕̗́̈͌̐̎͛̐̒́̕ ̷̢̭̹͚̪̬͍̦͍̺͐̔̅́ͅx̸̨̗̽̀̀̅͜;̴͙̥̯̺̹͇̽ͅ ̸̛̛̳̞̘̲͓̭̩̖̗̫̜̩̈́̀͊́̂̏̾̐́͂̾͜ͅ ̶̼̔̀͆́͑͛́̒̂͛̎̚͝ ̷̛̹͔̩̝̔̋̀̏̉̑͑̋̾͒̆͒͜͝ ̴̣̜̦͓̞̦̬̤͑̋̉̂̀̆̓̿̂̇̆̑ͅ ̵̧͈̜͉̯̟̑̔̇͐̌̈́͐ ̸͉͔͕̘̘̻́͌͋́̅͒̃̅̎̈́ ̴̛͓͊͗̈́̊̆͊ ̵̘̗̺͖̈́͒̈͂̏ ̶̨̰̩̗͇̩̅͠ ̴̨̗͖͖̦͖̺̩̲̪͔̫̋ ̶͉̖̫͓̻̥͓͔̰͌̂̿̚ ̵͇̙̟̼̱̭̹̟͕̒͒̿̃͂͗̂̉͠ ̸̧̛̲̭̝̠͓̋͑̌́̈̐͋͗͊̔̊̽̃̚ͅų̶̡̢̺̞̤͉̬̫̳̤̬͐̑̎̌̉̇̉̓̚͠͝ͅ2̶̨̧̳̫̬͚͉̼̠̎̇͆̈́̓̋̔͗̑̈̽̓͑̕͜͝ ̴̣̥̺͚̭̞̭̯͔̦̓̎̆͋=̴̧̢̧̥͕̻̠̟̦͇̺̪̥̯̰̉̎̿̐̂̍̚ ̸̳̫̼̲̫̙̙͎̀̏͂̎͘ͅư̸͕̝̘̘̽̎͋̇̂͒͒͐̄̈́̚ ̸̴̧̡͔͚͖̠͈͙̦̗̻͓̼̠̹̪̦̒̾̃́̽̑̂̒͑̽͗͛̿́̀ ̷̥̞̽͊̓̐̂̀̏̒͝͝ǔ̷̡̦̘͙̈́̿̾̓̓͑̉͘͝͝͝;̶̤̱̺̝̩͓̫͔̹̰̀̀̒͠ ̵̛̩͉̤̱́̎̓̿̕ ̴̡͔̼͈̝͍͍͓̑͗̿̓̕̕ͅ ̶̩̱̠̕ ̵͖̗̘͎̦̬͚̦̈͑̌̃̔̑͒̆͂̒́ͅ ̵̭̮͔̮̦̦͎͎̼̒́̾̈́̒͌́͒̐̿͑͐ͅ ̵͈͉̜̊̆̎ ̵͕̺͈̠͊̒̈̎̓̽̃̒̀͜͜ ̷̧̤͕͕̯̼͇̙̜̰͔͈̈́͂̅̑̄̔̅̓͛̈̀͂̀̈ͅ ̸̟̝̣̰́̏̏͐͂́̍͒͛̐̋͠ ̴̼͒̇̀̄̑̃͐̑́͌̈̚͘͝ ̷̞̳͇͚̯͕̈́̕ ̸̧̡̣̪̺̺̪̟̪̠͓̖̹͚̾͒̈́͘͠ͅ ̴̝̱͍͇̟̝͍̙͈͎̙͔͉̬̋̆̋̇͆̔v̶̧̡̟̭̭̫̠̯̤̞̹͊̈́͒̽̈͝͝2̷̢̢̨̝͉͎̳̫̯̱̘̰̤͈̤̍̓͆̓̐̋ ̵̧̣̞̻̦̘͕̙̳̰̪̟͂̉̾́̔̾̑̿̌̽=̴̡̤͈͍̙͓̻̻̳̫̼͎͈̆̈̄̀̎̽͠ ̷̞̪͙͎̞̰̰̀̂͌̿ṽ̴̻͓͚̹͙̟̳̭̰̥̮ ̴̸̨̧̧̨̛͇͉͉̼̗̻̲̗͙͓͕̙͉͉̣͍͕̗̙͓̽͛͐͛̀̂̿̉̿̔̑͘̕͝͝ ̸̰̟͉̫͓̗̱͛́̊́̐͂͐͜͜͠ͅv̶̢̼̦̏̔̉̒̓̋̏̔͛̀̚͝;̸̨͍̹̭̮͍͎̒̆ ̷̭͍̳̘̀̋̈́̐̊̈́̊̓̋̆̀̕͠ ̵͉̝̓͛̃̈̀̈̑́́̌͝ͅ ̷̡̛͙͇̬͈̤͆̀̿̓́̏̈́̉̀́͛̕ ̵͙̇̆̔ ̷̮̖̦̩̦́͗̔̐̓͐̋̈̚̚͜͝͠ ̶̛̰̘̝̐́̂͒̊̀̀̒̔̕͘̕͝ ̴̨̢̧̧̯̞͔͉̮̫͔͕͕͊̋̔͌̽̑̃͊͜}̴̧̡̭̱̳̙̥͔͈̤̤̤̊́̏͜;̴͕̬͚͚̳̜̲̅̀̈́̏̉̇͝

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          Thank you kindly.

  • Drop_All_Users@lemmy.world
    472·
    1 year ago

    Code documentation is like sex, when it’s good it’s great, and when it’s not good…it’s still better then no documentation.

    • zesty@lemmy.ca
      141·
      1 year ago

      I disagree. When comments are essentially just a rephrasing of the class/method name or arguments it is not helpful and anything that is not helpful is cluttering up the code and making it harder to quickly see what the code is doing. I’d rather have no comments than comments like that.

      • nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de
        7·
        1 year ago

        I reserve comments for explaining why a section of code is needed or explaining how a complex algorithm works.

        i = 0; // Set i to 0 is pointless.

        if (last_output_vertex[i] == bounds[i]->length - 1) contibuting_bounds[i] = NULL; // stop outputting a bound if the entire bound has been output is helpful.

        • JonEFive@midwest.social
          3·
          1 year ago

          Comments can also be useful for explaining what the code is intended to do when debugging.

          “Hey this function says it should return the number of apples, but looks like someone, not saying who, but someone had a brain fart and typed oranges in one variable. Who wrote this code anyway?”

          -Last edited by JonEFive in 2021-

          Past me sucks.

        • philm@programming.dev
          1·
          1 year ago

          I think even the second comment is not that helpful.

          Just use (boolean) variables that phrase what your comment would explain, often more concise and better to read IMO. Also if the logic is more complex compose multiple named (boolean) variables. I think comments seldom make any sense at all (function doc is a one of the rare cases, mostly for the user of the library in the IDE).

      • farsightxr20@lemmy.world
        5·
        1 year ago

        Not to mention the code and comment will inevitably become inconsistent with each other whenever someone forgets to update both.

        • bloodfoot@programming.devEnglish
          51·
          1 year ago

          And if you’re male.

          Edit: FFS does no one realize that women experience sex differently from men? Bad sex with an oblivious partner can be downright painful for a woman. The same is typically not true for men. My point was not that women don’t have sex or that they don’t enjoy sex. My point is that they don’t experience it the same way as men.

  • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee
    361·
    1 year ago

    Then someone refactors the stop sign into a speed limit sign, leaves the comment unchanged, and years later someone else gets the fun job of figuring out which comments are lies

    Also someone applied an auto code formatter to the entire codebase in the meantime, and the original file got moved a couple times, maybe just the path or into an entirely new repo. So the version control history is utterly obliterated as well…

  • Murdo Maclachlan@lemmy.world
    341·
    1 year ago

    Image Transcription: Meme

    Junior devs writing comments:

    [A photograph of a road signpost in front of a metal fence with a low, long building in the distance. The post has two signs on it. At the top is an octagonal sign, filled red with a white outline, reading “STOP”. Beneath it is a rectangular sign with an arrow pointing up to the stop sign, and text reading “THIS IS A STOP SIGN”.]

    I am a human who transcribes posts to improve accessibility on Lemmy. Transcriptions help people who use screen readers or other assistive technology to use the site. For more information, see here.

  • Naia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    31·
    1 year ago

    A lot of this comes from professors wanting comments in assinments and grade on arbitrary levels of if it exists.

    I had one class where the instructor would give a vuage “not enough comments” that I did comments like this on every fuction and loop out of spite.

  • kassuro@feddit.de
    171·
    1 year ago

    Or the good old:

    // Todo link to unrelated ticket which is marked as done and nobody knows the meaning of this commet
  • mashbooq@infosec.pub
    15·
    1 year ago

    Also me when I’m forced to write documentation for a Python function

    def delete_first_of_list(the_list: list):
  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    13·
    1 year ago

    Lmao me commenting my 14 line bash script, comments almost as long as the script itself.

    I have a habit of forgetting “why’d I put this there” and at least with my scripts I can leave myself a note for future me.

    • nuez_jr@lemm.ee
      8·
      1 year ago

      The highest comment-to-code ratio I ever wrote was a CMD script that had to combine three different escaping conventions.

      It was a good day when I got to throw that one away.

    • coloredgrayscale@programming.dev
      4·
      1 year ago

      Sounds like a good use of comments. Explain why, not how. (that should be readable from the code for the most part. Unless you’re having function calls like xmmmuldp (simd) )

    • nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de
      3·
      1 year ago

      This actually makes a lot of sense. A computer executing the code and a human maintaining it need to know different things. A human needs to knon what the code does on a high level (what the programmer intended), how it handles (or does not handle) edge cases, etc. A computer only needs to know how to run the code at a super low level. Without comments, it is impossible to know if code is doing the right thing, or what is expected from the caller.

    • rothaine@lemm.ee
      14·
      1 year ago

      Oh, you ain’t never encountered a boolean named the fucking opposite of what it does?

      • Archive@lemmy.world
        3·
        1 year ago

        Are you telling me you don’t like reading lines like:

        if !is_expired: refresh()

        It reads super well

      • VaxHacker@programming.dev
        2·
        1 year ago

        Better: I’ve encountered a pair of booleans that appear to be exact opposites but aren’t. To protect the guilty I’ve changed the words: isOpen and isClosed, when one is true the other is false and vice versa, EXCEPT that while something can’t be both open and closed at the same time, it is possible for something to be not open and not closed.

    • Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
      182·
      1 year ago

      Let’s face it, such comments usually cause more problems than do good. If someone changes the code and forgets to modify the comment, the reader might favor one or another at random. “Stop sign” example isn’t the best but you get my point.

      Comments at best should explain some non-obvious logic, or some sort of reasons for implementing one way or another. For SDKs and packages overall, public APIs should also be commented. The rest imo should be readable from code.

      • spader312@lemmy.world
        7·
        1 year ago

        A form of “self documentation” I like to do is create variables for conditions before using it in an if statement. If you break down a funky conditional into easy to read variables it becomes a lot more clear what it’s trying to do.

        Idk how to write code on sync:

        const isHumid = xxxx;
const isHot = yyyy;
const isSunny = zzzzz;

If (isHot &amp;&amp; isHumid &amp;&amp; isSunny) {
    ...
}
      • coloredgrayscale@programming.dev
        41·
        1 year ago

        If someone changes the code and forgets to modify the comment, the reader might favor one or another at random.

        Hence why you should comment why, not how/what.

        // slow down traffic before crossing busy main road

        Now you can change the stop sign to a yield without touching the comment. Or judge that the comment can be removed if it’s clear the main road does no longer exist.

    • _danny@lemmy.world
      154·
      1 year ago

      Bad/wrong documentation is worse than no documentation.

      “Practice makes perfect” is only true if you’re practicing the right stuff. Otherwise you’re just reinforcing bad habits.

  • kromem@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    1 year ago

    Except realistically the standards around commenting are going to change dramatically over the next decade because of generative AI.

    I’ve been toying with selecting ‘comments’ as my language of choice for my next hobby project to see if pseudocode and comments can lead to a language agnostic project that can reliably be reproduced in multiple languages.

    As the tech gets better, more and more of the job is going to be writing comments about what the code should do as opposed to documenting what it does do.

    • philm@programming.dev
      11·
      1 year ago

      Just write your code, so that you (almost) don’t need comments (i.e. simple to read). The problems with (most) comments won’t be solved by AI.

      (in-code) comments only make sense for me in roughly these scenarios:

      • complex piece of math possibly from a paper (e.g. a ref to the paper where it is explained)
      • function doc, here AI may really help at some time (right now, I’ll rather write it myself, AI represents this post very well in an even more verbose and literate way than the typical junior dev…)

      The problems with comments are explained well IMHO here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf7vDBBOBUA