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For context, we’re playing an elder scrolls RPG in my tabletop group. We’ve been meeting the various leaders of cyrodiil. They were handing out cute quests like “hey, can you grab some authentic akaviri swords folded over a million times then dropped in a hole in the ground for me?” and “pls help, I think my goober son is getting into a mischief.”
The count of skingrad just straight up officially sanctioned a murder in the streets of a vigilant of stendarr.
I’m just going to steal this, don’t mind me.
Please feel free! I’m glad you liked it enough to steal it and comment saying so. :) That made me smile!
Right guy would win in a fight, but center one wins the bread prize.
Explanation
DMT is A very potent psychedelic drug.
Shown in the picture is DM-Tea(DM is a German groceries company), which spoken sound similar to DMT.
Wtf!? Why you gotta call me out like that.
Sorry my dude, you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Honestly, I had to read this slowly, one word at a time, in case you the put words wrong way around again
Fuck
Have some faith, word bearer