This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening
There’s no evidence Santa isnt selling our data
Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn’t sell all his data.
I heard he’s a Coca-Cola Plant
There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named “Santa Claus son of a bitch” (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
Santa Claus motherfucker Reject the wretched I want to kill him! That capitalist pig Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor
With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.
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I must be confused… Good omens Neil gaiman?
Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?
Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn’t auto capitalize.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.
Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?
I’ve come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?
I’ve also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means
Maybe it was a convoluted way of breaking the news that Neil Gaiman is a sex pervert
Wait, what? Did i miss some scandal or something?
Huh?
Geil Naiman
Santa’s the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list
Guys, I figured it out. Remember when, seemingly from out of nowhere, Russell brand was like, I TOTALLY NEVER DID NO SHIT LIKE…!
Maybe
maybe
Fantasy author Neil Gaiman?
That certainly looks like his photo… when did he turn into Google Adsense?
I bet his website has google analytics or some shit, and a weenie is all upset about it.
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?
I’m with everyone else here:
The account has two comments from 10 months ago about how there is no real justification for using the atomic bombs on Japan, and this post. Really not sure what the dela is
Which is also my reaction to the post being upvoted.
What did I miss?
Yeah, I can’t find a news article or anything, lol. Definitely confused.
