Text: Hi.

This is your last chance to prevent unpleasant consequences and save your reputation. Your operating systems on every device you use to log into your emails are infected with a Trojan virus. I use a multiplatform virus with a hidden VNC. It works on any operating system: iOS, Android, MacOS, Windows.

  • vsis@feddit.clEnglish
    2·
    3 months ago

    Dear hacker,

    How did you get my camera to work on NetBSD? I’ll send whatever shitcoin you want.

  • BCsven@lemmy.caEnglish
    1·
    3 months ago

    I had one “I have videos from your PC camera pleasuring yourself, send me bitcoin to prevent release” They just assume a 2007 desktop has a camera LOL

      • Gork@lemm.eeEnglish
        1·
        3 months ago

        Plan 9 from Bell Labs says hello.

        Can’t infect a filesystem if it’s so fundamentally different from any others (including Unix) out there.