Wait, the paramedics have to let you tell them about what you did?!
Well, I know somebody who is going to suffer a self-pleasure related injury this weekend and go into excruciating detail with the paramedics…
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They’ll just keep giving you shots of Ambien until you stop.
This is shaping up to be an awesome weekend!
Masturbating Ambien Zombies.
Now that is something you don’t see every day.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
You wouldn’t be the first. Just don’t start masturbating when you’re in the back and we’re kosher
That’s fair.
Can I at least finish masturbating in the back on the way to the hospital if I started when you got here, though?
As long as you follow rules 1 and 2 I think we can make an exception
Lucky for me my kink is explaining awkward situations to professionals obligated to help you out >:D
There goes my Tuesday nights.
That’s actually a pretty good rule to live by
So what you’re saying is to be shameless
Guelph is all I gotta say. Really just the perv-man’s Kitchener-Waterloo
I don’t know if that is a great descriptor for Guelph. Guelph is an answer to the question “what if you took all of the bad parts of Cambridge & Waterloo and make a city with that.” Just gross.
Too late
What’s the title mean?
I’m sure no one has ever lied to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Im sure that all the people that accidentally slipped and fell ass first on a cucumber that just so happens to have a condom on it werent lying at all
In Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke he explains why every ER has a diamond drill bit.
… Why…?
I wouldn’t want to explain my dissertation to paramedics, so it’s a good thing I never got that PhD.