A tumblr post foone, 2d ago I just found out about cargo-mommy, an add-on for the programming language rust. cargo mommy checkChecking bappy-script v0.1.3 error: expected one of ! or ::, found passes –> src\main.rs:20:6 | 20 mods passes; ^^^^^^ expected one of! or :: error: could not compile bappy-script (bin “bappy- script”) due to previous error mommy knows her little girl can do better~ because programming isn’t hard enough, some of you fuckers had to go and make it HORNY. Like, I’m having enough trouble managing to understand this program. I’m trying to modify, and now my compiler is all if you don’t learn how to code better, mommy is going to put you in time-out~ That’s a real errror message you can get! from your compiler! BECAUSE YOUR COMPILER IS HORNY NOW. That’s not even the highest level. That’s the “thirsty” mood which you have to manually enable, but you can also set it to “yikes” for explicit BDSM shit. *slides her finger in your mouth" that’s a good little toy- AND THAT’S NOT ALL It integrates with cargo-vibe which means it can have buttplug.io support. You could wear a remote vibrator and have your fucking dom- compiler give you some sexual pleasure every time your code compiles/tests properly. But don’t worry: It’s fully customizable. You can make mommy into daddy, tell it what pronouns to use for mommy/daddy, you can tell it what to call you (don’t like girl? or boy? try pet or toy!), you can even tell it what part of mommy you crave. By default it’s “milk” but you can of course change it, and it’ll give you messages involving your updated option. You can even change what pet names mommy has for you! because the default is “slut/toy/pet/pervert/whore” (as in, it randomly picks one of those each time) but you could use alternatives. cow, puppy, princess, whatever. I seriously love and hate that this exists in equal measure. I am someone who has programmed literal porn games but has still managed to keep the “sex” and “programming” parts of their brain fairly separate, but today that barrier has come crashing down and now I need to just go stare at the sea for a couple hours.
A follow-up post by foone, 2d ago of course I installed it immediately
Missed opportunity to call it a “dompiler”
That’s not cargo, that’s baggage.
OKAY FINE I’ll learn rust
FAANG manager: can we use this to increase productivity?
I don’t think coding with one hand will improve productivity
Just use vargo-vibe and you can use both hands while still getting a reward for writing functioning code
does that exist asking for a slutty friend
Yes, though it hasn’t been updated in a while.
I fucking hate that I can’t share this with my coworkers because they would think it’s hilarious but it’s also highly inappropriate
Do it
Can someone add this to g++, I sadly don’t use rust too much.
Of course, I already installed it.
Sounds like a perfect opportunity to rewrite some projects in rust 😉
No problem, after checking the documentation Not Just Cargo page, I can set an alias to
g++mommy.
Time to learn rust
That’s mommy’s little pet~ ❤️
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All you need to do is add some hypno kink in there, and bam! Now you are the one being compiled and programmed.
Isn’t foone an Asahi Linux dev?
Confirmed: Asahi is horni now.
implying there was a point in its development when it wasn’t
I need to learn rust
This is how they wrote the game Rez.
Very unrelated, but I didn’t know you can italics emojis 😳
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When I first read the concept of a “mommy” function integrated into the compiler, my first thought was of something similar to shell-mommy (i.e. prints comforting and encouraging messages to the console in a completely non-sexual manner whenever you type a command incorrectly, so as to provide a source of external validation and support to programmers who are completely starved for it).
This is, um, this is not that.
You know there are vibes that link up to a phone for control via Bluetooth. I wonder if there would be a way to make one of those link up to a video game now? Seems fun 🤭🤔
yes, with buttplug.io ultrakill supports it
I had no idea!! I have a new project now
Is that the thing that FF14 degens use to literally heal-slut or am I thinking of something else?
Also, obligatory “Machine, the developers put out a patch. I’m in your prostate now”
Okay, umm, I’ll be right back 😳
Code literally goes brrrrrrrr 🧑💻
I’ve told you to atop acting thirsty on the internet. Go to your room. Your mommy and I are going to be very cross, especially about what you said about the guinea pigs.
Yes Daddy, I’ll go wait in my room for my punishment 😉
Good boy. Although also naughty boy who knows exactly what he deserves.
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