yall are fuckin disgusting take a shower
Literally make me
Is 2 days without shower really that bad? I frequently go 2-3 days without showering, especially if i am not physically active.
u might wanna be more physically active tbh
Some days I work from office just so that I walk to the office.
Please stop going into the office on 2-3 day old musk.
I shower twice a day and don’t do shit god damn don’t you sweat?
This is usually considered bad for your skin
I need my balls lickable and my ass eatable
Even if sweating unless is super excessive twice a day seems super excessive.
Is this really a post both gatekeeping poor hygiene and implying it is positive? Gross dude, take a fucking shower.
Take less showers if you wanna talk to me, normie.
I’m good, I don’t even want to talk to myself when I’m all stinky Lmao.
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(pssst If you wanted the nerd emoji to look bigger you need to add a space after the #)
like this
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or add 5 more #s to make it tiny
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Or use an image to make it even bigger
It does look bigger without the space, you need to not be using an app with a horrible poverty renderer
Is the sopuli website an app with a poverty renderer? Because it’s broken there.
Kinda seems like whatever you’re using has non-standard rendering.
The website isn’t the issue, the issue is that your browser isn’t implementing Lemmy’s version of markdown correctly.
I’m not on sopuli. You are. I checked to see if it’s on my end, but it’s on your site, too. In all browsers.
Edit: And lemmy’s documentation on markdown includes a space. It seems whatever app you’re using didn’t implement markdown correctly. No one outside the app will see it correctly unless their app also messed it up.
It Is A Joke
Please take a shower
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What they’re not mentioning is the taking Estrogen part. That’ll cut waaaay back on the ick smell.
I literally have to carry around a peppermint oil soaked hankerchief some wilting Victorian maiden because of people like you D:<
It doesn’t sound as bad. Unless it’s really hot outside.
I get the feeling that whoever originally made this wasnt entirely serious…
Wondering if this is an unpopular opinion: if you don’t like the unwashed smell of your partner then that’s your body telling you you’re not a good biological match.
that sounds like weird evopsych bullshit
You’d think so, wouldn’t you?
I don’t think smell is even in the top 50 reasons that people end up with their partners, consciously or subconsciously.
If anyone’s done a test of whether long-term partners generally adhere to those pheromone rules I’d consider that interesting, but initial attraction, scent-based or otherwise, isn’t what determines long-term compatibility with a person.
Sure. That doesn’t mean smell isn’t telling us something though.
I like the smell of my partner in the morning, but not after a hot sunny day. I think there are different levels of unwashed to consider.
There’s a difference between a natural musk and just straight up dirty though.
That being said, you’re unlikely to be considerably dirty after 2 days of chillin inside.
Yes.
Sounds like a musk fetish to me. No shame ofc. Get that stink
My poor fucking nostrils
You realise this idea exists independently of decent hygiene, right?
No I don’t smelly boi (it’s a joke don’t be mad)
Seriously though natural BO? No way it smells bad because bacteria eat your oils and poop it out onto your skin.
some people just have a smell that nobody would like so Imma judge that take complete horseshit
Guess I am no match with anime fans and gamers
Dont let the normies get ya down, i too love certain peoples stink. Especially armpits 🤷
Let your freak flag fly :3 :3
Two times a week is sufficient for most people. That’s medical advice straight from every Nurse I’ve worked with 🤷♀️