ericbomb@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe amount of money in your bank account magically doubles RIGHT NOW, does it make a big difference? Does it change your life at all?message-squaremessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-squareThe amount of money in your bank account magically doubles RIGHT NOW, does it make a big difference? Does it change your life at all?ericbomb@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square55fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarezxqwas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoWhich account? Salary account that my card is connected to? That is about two months of expenses. Emergency fund account? Now we’re getting somewhere. It’s about one years expenses I get. Investment account? I’ll be able to fund my current lifestyle with the dividends forever even with inflation adjustments.
minus-squareLongpork_afficianado@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoMortgage account? Fuck it, I’m declaring bankruptcy.
Which account? Salary account that my card is connected to? That is about two months of expenses.
Emergency fund account? Now we’re getting somewhere. It’s about one years expenses I get.
Investment account? I’ll be able to fund my current lifestyle with the dividends forever even with inflation adjustments.
Mortgage account? Fuck it, I’m declaring bankruptcy.