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End it “Retards” and if anyone says anything you can claim it’s a typo.
Pest wishes.
Have a day.
I prefer “have a week” because that’s the minimum amount of time I want away from them.
I’m going to have to keep this one in mind…
Well, the opposite is them wishing for your death I guess. So at least it’s hoping your still alive tomorrow.
I’d do the the opposite. I generally use the default “cordially”. But if someone pissed me off I’d use something overly formal and polite like “amicably thanking you for your eventual reply over the matter; if it pleases you”
A great passive-aggressive way of saying “As I already told you, you dumb pile of bull feces” is “As mentioned in my last mail, …”
istg i have to write those words into every reply i give. Do people even read the words i write? Can they read? Should i give up?
That’s my secret, I always sign off my emails as “Regards”.
Until you accidentally send an angry email with “Retards” 😳
I feel seen! If you get “regards” instead of “best regards” you should know you’re on my shit list.
Tepid regards.
In German you can use “Guten Tag” as greeting when you see meet someone. When writing mail, you can also use it as greeting even if it is not that common, to use “Guten Tag” in written conversations.
BUT: When you use “Guten Tag” at the END it’s like a “Fuck off!” (regardless of written or in verbal communication) without being an insult.
“Hochachtungsvoll”
As per my email dated…
I end all my work emails with "Thanks* and let the inflection be my own
Sucks to your regards
Signs off with “Worst” instead of “Best”
