• ProfessorZhu@lemmy.world
    712·
    1 year ago

    Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his “back pocket”

    BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

    Neo’s eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him “get out, they’re coming for you Neo” into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things

    BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

    There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he’s in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!

  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    131·
    1 year ago

    These stupid settings ruin the discrete activity of getting off. There should be a fucking “extreme” switch that has these in it so I don’t make my vibrator loud as fuck on accident.

    • jaschen@lemm.ee
      13·
      1 year ago

      Went to visit my wife’s family and the vibrator turned on during transit and my father in law loaded the vibrating luggage into his car.

      He goes…

      "Um… Why is your luggage vibrating? "

      I said… " I’m not sure."

      Most awkward car ride ever.

  • Sombyr@lemmy.one
    5·
    1 year ago

    There are people who don’t like that? Huh. That’s the only setting that works for me. Every other setting is too regular so I go numb and just stop feeling it after like 5 seconds.

    • OceanSoap@lemmy.ml
      1·
      1 year ago

      Huh… so interesting. I need regular, uninterrupted vibration in order to get that build up… can I ask what the in-between is like for you in terms of building up to an orgasm? Using that mode is like edging for me without ever getting a payoff, like, it just starts from the beginning every time.

      • Sombyr@lemmy.one
        8·
        1 year ago

        It’s still a gradual buildup for me, and there are little pauses every time it starts over, but if I don’t have those little pauses, I get overstimulated too much and the nerves just kinda shut off for a couple minutes. There’s always an intense shock of pleasure too when it starts over, that fades away really fast, but every time it starts over again the shock is more intense than the previous time, until eventually, one of those shocks is an orgasm. I can technically have one on the lowest settings of sustained vibration too, but it’s not intense enough to give me a satisfying orgasm. The settings that just pulse regularly also sometimes work, but I prefer to have at least a second or two with the thing going full blast just because it feels good, so that’s why I use the “Morse code” setting instead. That way I get the full intensity, along with the little interruptions that prevent me from getting overstimulated.