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Anyone that says this has not experienced the very real horrors of actual bed bugs
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They’re terrible. They’re cockroach mosquitoes that can’t starve.
Landlords?
Ha! That was unintentional.
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What the fuck does sleeping loose mean lol.
You better figure it out before the bed bugs bite.
Always keep a gun next to your bed, that way you can reach to answer a phonecall and accidentally shoot your neighbours through the wall.
What the fuck does sleeping tight mean?
The apocryphal story is that beds used to be supported/made of many ropes that would regularly need to be tightened to maintain form. So it was a reminder to snug up on these ropes.
Opposite of loose. Duh.