Ugh, nothing worse than mis-timing a Molly
Not me over-stimulating myself by going out with friends straight after work.
But if i go home after work with the promise of going out later then my chances of actually making it back out of the house drastically go down.
My god, I feel this. Coworker get-together right after work and I’m absolutely exhausted within an hour.
Just need an hour or two at home to recharge, right? But now I’m sat down, wait, lying down on the couch, and am not getting up to go do whatever it is I committed myself to.
I played it cool for an entire uber ride home at 7am and walked inside feeling like I’d totally gotten away with it.
Went to brush my teeth, looked in the mirror and and remembered there was a facepainter at the event and I looked like Ziggy Stardust.
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Valium and weed.
Mitch McConnell
We’ve all been there