Everybody gangsta till the cockroach starts flyin

I’m not brave even when they do not fly.

I’ve seen what happens when one flies into a persons ear canal and gets stuck.

And people wonder why the only bugs that freak me out are cockroaches.

Ngl I think they’re kinda cute. If I see one I pick it up, put it outside and wash my hands. Only one “visit” has turned into an infestation so far but that time I had to exterminate them with poison and an air gun. It still weighs on me.