Let’s have a meeting that lasts hours and leads to utter chaos.

“We could just not click around in our CRM for a simple task but just do it directly. Look! Done! We can start with this right now and save tons of time!”
“Ohhh… aaah… Let’s set up a meeting with IT, Process management and HR (for some reason) about that, so we can then establish a weekly call to discuss our options and tell each other what doesn’t work while skipping anything that does work”

Hand over the hat I need it

“Please make a flowchart of something you can easily explain in 2 sentences and make it look fancy.”