alt text

(parodical) YouTube popup:

Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service

  • It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?!
  • We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money to be the only game in town.
  • Now that there are no other options, we can start to make that money back however we like. So turn your webcam on so that our advertisers know you’re paying attention.

(Two buttons, first one suggested)

Let us program your brain

Foot the bill directly

    • don@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      1 year ago

      Oh holy fuck there’s a post floating around the lemmies about Sony basically patenting this idea, and the patent artwork shows a guy standing with his hands raised over his head and saying “McDonald’s” in order to speed up an ad holy raging badgerfuck