• ColorcodedResistor@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      “Exigent circumstances arose, self defense became imperative in pursuant to fulfilling ones duties, as a fellow inmate i tried to convince Mr Floyd Killer that self harm would not bear fruit in the form of a lighter sentencing. unfortunately in the ensuing struggle for the shank, Mr Floyd Killer managed to stab himself a few times before we were able to subdue him while simultaneously gaining the attention of corrections officers.”

      but that’s jus me