Y2K38@lemmy.one to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agoevery damn time ...lemmy.oneimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1411arrow-down17
arrow-up1404arrow-down1imageevery damn time ...lemmy.oneY2K38@lemmy.one to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squaredrive_desaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoYou don’t have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it’s malware it wouldn’t run if you wrote it without realizing
minus-squareTheCheddarCheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoi can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it
minus-squareodium@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 months agoYou don’t have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.
minus-squareskulblaka@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoYeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?
minus-squareSinJab0n@mujico.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoThen u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won’t ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:
But what if you don’t trust yourself?
You don’t have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it’s malware it wouldn’t run if you wrote it without realizing
i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it
You don’t have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.
Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?
Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won’t ever get rid of the voices, sadly C: