After decades of satellite surveillance by foreign governments and analysts, North Korea has sent its first spy satellite on a global orbit with a message to the world: we can watch you too.
In unrelated news, Google Maps site traffic from North Korea sees odd spike.
Ok, release a pic with better resolution than a commercial photo sat
Narrator: They didn’t because they don’t have it
Oh they can’t do that, wouldn’t want anyone else getting their top secret information they clearly got from the photos.