Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barrierswww.telegraph.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1191arrow-down10
arrow-up1191arrow-down1external-link‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barrierswww.telegraph.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·9 months agoThe Almighty: Alright, Ukraine. Windows open. Send in the boats and blow this fucker. exhales cigar smoke from a ginormous cuban (My God smokes cigars, hates Russians, and hates bridges for some reason. He also looks like Dolph Lundgren)
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoEzekiel saw the wheel, and it was pretty fuckin cool.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoSounds at least as legit as any other deity.
minus-squaretheodewere@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoalong the missile’s flank are the words: I must break you
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoHe is Dolph Lundgren, and I would like to be ordained in His ministry. Please, send me the brochure.
The Almighty:
Alright, Ukraine. Windows open. Send in the boats and blow this fucker.
exhales cigar smoke from a ginormous cuban
(My God smokes cigars, hates Russians, and hates bridges for some reason. He also looks like Dolph Lundgren)
Ezekiel saw the wheel, and it was pretty fuckin cool.
Sounds at least as legit as any other deity.
along the missile’s flank are the words: I must break you
He is Dolph Lundgren, and I would like to be ordained in His ministry. Please, send me the brochure.