Well that’s comforting. I was getting tired of Democracy and freedom anyway, and who ever really believed all men are created equal and have equal rights? What nonsense. Now we can truly wipe our asses with the constitution, lock up all sodomites (ie anyone who isn’t white and hetero) and send anyone with a foreign sounding name to Guantanamo Bay where they belong. I for one am brushing up on my goosesteps and gas chamber administration skills.
One good thing about going to hell, I’ll finally be warm, and with people I recognize. And I have no qualms about men in red tights poking me in the butt with pitchforks. Good for them, I say.
Well that’s comforting. I was getting tired of Democracy and freedom anyway, and who ever really believed all men are created equal and have equal rights? What nonsense. Now we can truly wipe our asses with the constitution, lock up all sodomites (ie anyone who isn’t white and hetero) and send anyone with a foreign sounding name to Guantanamo Bay where they belong. I for one am brushing up on my goosesteps and gas chamber administration skills.
See y’all, enjoy the apocalypse, us sodomites’ll warm hell up for the rest of you. If we don’t it might be chilly compared to earth in the 2050s
One good thing about going to hell, I’ll finally be warm, and with people I recognize. And I have no qualms about men in red tights poking me in the butt with pitchforks. Good for them, I say.