negativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 9 months agoI can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engagepixelfed.socialimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1210arrow-down1imageI can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engagepixelfed.socialnegativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·edit-29 months agoCaptain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background] Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain. Captain Squidward: I can’t hear you! Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain! Captain Squidward: Oh…! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy? Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he! Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you’ve been hit by a phaser! Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! Captain Squidward: Ready? Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! Captain Squidward: NumberOne… SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]
minus-squareEylrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 months agoslow clap That was a masterpiece
Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]
Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.
Captain Squidward: I can’t hear you!
Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain Squidward: Oh…! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you’ve been hit by a phaser!
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: Ready?
Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: NumberOne… SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]
slow clap
That was a masterpiece