thorbot@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoI found my Halloween costumei.imgur.comimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1554arrow-down145
arrow-up1509arrow-down1imageI found my Halloween costumei.imgur.comthorbot@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·1 year agoJust pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.
minus-squareVanillaGorilla@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-21 year ago“Use rubber chicken with woman” I can’t use that “Use magical root beer on woman” I don’t think she’s thirsty “Use Wally’s monocle on woman” I can’t use that I give up. Women are too complicated.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoThere’s a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.
minus-squareVanillaGorilla@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoIn the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.
minus-squareDubious_Fart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 year agoProblem is I got bad stats. Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives. Wish I could reroll this life.
Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.
“Use rubber chicken with woman”
I can’t use that
“Use magical root beer on woman”
I don’t think she’s thirsty
“Use Wally’s monocle on woman”
I can’t use that
I give up. Women are too complicated.
There’s a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.
In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.
Problem is I got bad stats.
Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.
Wish I could reroll this life.