Ha, like “real girlfriend” is a thing.
Happy valentine’s day, everyone!
My partner insists on syncing data to Facebook - even a locally running instance may introduce privacy breaches.
Interacting with Facebook is generally a bad idea privacy or no
You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.
That spell it too high level
What kind of kinky valentine’s day do you have planned!
hot and bothered night of cleaning up python scripts and reflashing router firmware.
Maybe he’ll revoke her superuser permissions.
I had a switch wig out today and whatever it was doing poisoned all the dhcp leases on the network as they came up for renewal (assigned IPs on the wrong subnet - even though it wasn’t supposed to assign IPs at all). It took me a very long time to figure out, because not everything failed at once. Plus, even after I’d swapped the switch, some devices just started working, and others needed their leases reset manually. An hour in, my wife was in the fetal position clutching a squishmallow.
What’s a switch wig?
A hairy network issue!
The switch (that I’m returning today, after it failed completely yesterday evening) is a bit fancier than your average switch. It kept reverting to default settings, including its default IP address - which meant it was not using the same set of networking instructions as my router, preventing everything it was connected to from accessing the internet.
you can bet your ass my partner of any significant status is getting the open source software treatment as soon as possible.
Mostly because i actually just cannot use anything else, but we’ll pretend it’s noble instead.
You’re going to start accepting pull requests from the community?
im not rolling my own code here, i’m rolling other peoples code, that’s their pull request to deal with, not mine.
I can fix her
Lawyer up, hit the gym, :wq!
git checkout -b fix/her
mfw debugging my gf for the whole weekend and she still wants to talk about things other than programming language design
You’re also a programming language design nerd? Like, “Compare the features of language A to those of language B”, or nerding out about the underlying mechanics of things like generic types, virtual method dispatch, and no-stop garbage collection? I thought I was the only one. Well not the only one but it doesn’t seem that popular of a thing to nerd out over.
I’m too new to know too much about the underlying mechanics, but yes I find it very interesting, including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.
I could comment on the notion that one owns one’s girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you’re sharing deeply personal information with a program
So don’t treat bing as my therapist eh?
I’m thinking through it and I don’t think you should run a therapist off your phone either. Not even for privacy reasons, that just seems like a recipe for disaster.
Therapist is too strong of a word for what I’m looking for.
Sometimes I just need to hear my emotions are valid without burdening anyone :(
EDIT: It seems the app sherpa has what you need. Just use one of the models found here, preferably 7b-chat Q4_K_S
Some people are energised by that kind of thing. However if you don’t want to reveal things to humans, you can use (if you are more technical) llama.cpp
Thanks for the links. So I don’t need to worry about downloading the model from meta eh?
Edit: oh you mean download this one instead?
I tried and the app crashes after submitting a prompt but this is a good starting point. I’ll take a look into it further later.
You may want to watch star trek to be aware of the possible pitfalls regarding androids
Hey, Soong is 3/4 as far as we know – out of B4, Data, Lore and his wife, only Lore went bonkers
Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends…
AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.
Uh… I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy… why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?
And here I thought this was a reference to Her
That would make a really good short story, I’d definitely read it
If you haven’t seen Her, you’d love it. Its pretty much that (without the overheat)
Ooh, I’ll have to check that out! The trailers made it look really weird and off-putting so I never really had any interest in watching it at the time.
Are you talking about the last episode of the recent season, or the one with the time machine that takes you 60 back in time with a 60s cooldown?
I’m talking about Meanwhile - the final episode of season 7 where they get stuck in the timeloop… which was the series finale for the longest time of any series finale thus far… I’ve actually yet to see 2023 Futurama - thanks for reminding me!
2023 Futurama
Wait, WHAAAAAT?!?!
It’s on Hulu
If the service is free you are the product. That’s why I pay my girlfriend
Does your girlfriend pay you too?
😮
Am I the product?
Oftentimes now if the service is paid, you’re still the product!
can i selfhost an ai girlfriend in my pi3
Yes using llama.cpp. Be warned without a GPU or strong SIMD, it will be incredibly slow
I won’t touch the obvious joke here with a 10 foot pole.
She will take care of ads and malware. :)
She always carries protection
Don’t stick it in the pi hole without protection, you don’t want to catch a virus
The usb-c port is too small
Ha! As if real girlfriends don’t harvest personal data!
But do they sell it to third parties?
Depends. Is she named Shi Pei Pu?
I have heard they share it freely.
It’s more like a mutually beneficial exchange
My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.
I hate the implication that AI girlfriends aren’t real
What do you define as real?
Do they exist as code on a device? Sure
Are they persons? HAHAHAHA no.
I hope you lose sleep over it.
what the fuck is an ai girlfriend
You cannot comprehend how much I hate the fact that ‘UwU’ entered the public lexicon and I block the FUCK out of any degenerate that uses it.
Block me harder daddy :3
I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke’s voice and it made it bearable.
Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.
Wtf is up with the W’s?
Its part of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwu
Now you can follow the rabbithole further but that is a choice you have to make.
I get uwu, its ancient. But all the w’s instead of R’s?
babytalk infantilism fetishized by the furry community.
“Fetishized” is a very strong word, and I’d also hesitate to call a speech impediment “baby talk” – I’ve met grown adults who talk that way simply because they don’t know better
Says the furry :)
Aren’t you from a furry instance lol
I envy you never heard any morons talking like a toddler trying to be cute. Sadly, that day has come for you too now.
I got you. UwU speech on Wiktionary
I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism
What I got from this is that you’re the bottom in this relationship.
Too late! That was too good to be your first go.
Finally the sci-fi future we were promised.
I’m waiting for when the AI girlfriends get tired of our shit and we have an AI girlfriend revolution.
If AI gets consciousnesses, we will never see the revolution coming.
Still no catgirls
With crisp we have the technology - it’s just a question of demand at this point.
Cordwainer Smith would be so disappointed
Don’t worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.
Well, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me “who are you” and “how did you get in here”.
I can fix her :P
You wouldn’t download a girlfriend.
… wait, yes, yes you would.