If you could lose mass as quickly as the sun, you’d smile too.
Fbbppbbppbbppt
As someone who is underweight, I dont think i would smile if i had to double my mass every 10 nanoseconds to not stop existing
Hehe i will some day kill you all -Sun
“I’m going to ruin this man’s whole day with just one touch of a solar flare”
hide-the-pain Apollo
this would be a great t shirt
Are they saying that’s NOT the son’s actual face?!?!?
HOW DARE THEY?!?!
Rest now, my warrior
Biblically accurate teletubbies
My same thought . I always thought that fucking show was fucked up
I’m a little unnerved. That smile says, “I know something you don’t know. I got a biiiig surprise headed your way soon!”
Hehe, just you wqit, 4.5 billion years from now you’re going to be prettty surprised.
Like every newborn child.
Eating the souls clambering in escape
How many Earths big is one eye of the smiley face?
the whole sun is about 109 earths wide (equatorial radius), so idk you have to measure where you think an eye starts and ends
Usually 1 to 3 or so. The average is about Earth sized, I think these were a bit bigger so almost 2.
This is if we’re treating this as like flat circles diameter wise. Volume is a different story.
That’s the same smile the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had as he was destroying Manhattan
Destroying Manhattan is probably pretty fun.
“That’s it! Nobody steps on a church in my town!”
I am the great Cornholio! I need smiles for my coronal hole!
Anyone know what satellite this was taken from? It matches the standard 193Å images from SDO but it doesn’t match any images from the past seven days, so I wonder if they have another satellite that isn’t orbiting the Earth?
Ah thank you, no wonder I couldn’t find it!
Thats cursed as hell
YOU GET A CANCER! AND YOU GET A CANCER! YOURE ALL GETTING CANCER!!!
Wait, this is not part of THE MASTERPLAN? Now I am worried.
Who says it’s not‽
And I shall worship this smiling, plasmic god