Reclusive island monarchy launches nuclear rocket in the sea

With poverty soaring, unelected leaders of the hermit kingdom continue undeterred with their WMD program:

“It left the submarine but it just went plop, right next to them.”

The militaristic regime offered further explanations: "The whole point of the hundreds of billions we are spending on the nuclear weapons programme is that it is supposed to work.”

At the same time, food bank use is soaring.