For me, it’s anal sex with a woman. There’s a hole right next to it that evolution has literally designed for your penis that doesn’t require extra prep and comes pre-lubed. Why choose the one where the poo comes out?

  • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 year ago

    I have a buddy with a legit foot long. He couldn’t get laid because women would see it and nope out. Then he got together with another friend who is a masochist, and they lived happily ever after.

    I’m decently above average, and it does suck sometimes. My wife and I can really only have penetrative sex for about 15-20m before she starts to get sore.

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      1 year ago

      That’s a really interesting point - one I would’ve never thought of. I know nobody has ever complained about being too sore from me, so I do feel better about that aspect - thank you!

      I guess it’s just a matter of “the grass is always greener on the other side” sort of thing - I see this with women and big/small boobs. Women with small boobs tend to feel more insecure, while the women with big boobs are like “believe me, your spine is grateful to you” and meanwhile I’m sitting here just appreciating all boob sizes (which is how I feel most women would feel most of the time)