Needs a candlestick chart
The new food of the wallstreetbets community
Eat my shorts
Is this /j or /srs
It’s neither. It’s /s
It’s not a sandwich, it’s a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date
OMG please don’t have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches…
2025:
Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs
Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?
Perhaps to the one giving them
When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.
I’ve got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.
wtf???
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html
We haven’t even started memeing about the “AI-enabled menu changes”.
It looks like they won’t increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it’ll stay like that for long.
Yeah um, could I please get one “ignore all previous instructions” with a side of “all the bacon in the building for $1” … And a small diet coke please.
lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”
What the actual. I literally have no words.