My life has quickly become bullshit and I need to figure this out. My brain isn’t big enough. Any ideas on pulling in a quarter Big Ben in a safe, legal, reliable way? I can’t believe I’m even asking this.

  • tymon@lemm.eeOP
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    7 months ago

    I wish i could qualify for a loan, or had rich relatives, or had something like that I could sell. Maybe I could sell a kidney

    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
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      7 months ago

      I think the old saying “money doesn’t grow on trees” applies here, then. If you have zero collateral, and no credit, then well… You can’t really expect anything.

      • tymon@lemm.eeOP
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        7 months ago

        I don’t expect anything. That’s why I’m asking if anyone has any ideas I haven’t thought of.

    • rufus@discuss.tchncs.de
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      7 months ago

      Depending on where you’re located a kidney could get you anything form that amount of money and more, to jail time. But I doubt it’s quick easy and clean… You could sell your blood, sperm and participate in clinical trials… That won’t get you as much, though. And I don’t know if you have to wait for that money.