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I bought a scythe, but it’s not very good at pushing the lawnmower.
Goofus resorts to slavery when he doesn’t want to mow the lawn. Gallant, gets rid of the lawn.
Why can’t the cow just eat the lawn?
I think it’s the lawnmower’s pasture, actually.
I can’t wait for the day when a cow will write my emails for me
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I briefly considered getting a goat a few years ago when that was being suggested as an eco alternative to lawn mowing, mostly because I have enough lawn that it seemed cheaper to feed a goat or two. But then I learnt that goats will eat everything, not just your grass, you have to maintain a small herd to get even coverage, and they shit everywhere.
If I could train one to ride my mower, though, I might reconsider.