“I wish for an elephant sized cock.”
“I wish for an elephant sized cock.”
I can’t wait for those noise polluting fuckers to go out of business when the boomers die.
Nobody in the history of humanity has been asked how pedantic they are.
Trump doesn’t care about Christians or Republicans. The deal is, he gets to be the center of attention and above the law. In exchange, he does whatever the Republicans want. He’s too shallow, entitled and stupid to be passionate about anything except his image.
“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.
By “better for you”, they mean compared to lard. Which, is the proper pie ingredient if all reason is abandoned in pursuit of the old ways.
Goofus resorts to slavery when he doesn’t want to mow the lawn. Gallant, gets rid of the lawn.
Translation: My side is losing so both sides are bad.
Just 'av it chew on some delicious limes, gov.
…is this meme taking a swipe at the G.W.Bush administration? What year is it?
This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.