‘Flying Aliens’ Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners With Jetpacks, Cops Say
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Authorities announced their theory after visiting the isolated Indigenous community where the attacks took place.

‘Flying aliens’ harassing village in Peru are actually illegal miners with jetpacks, cops say::Authorities announced their theory after visiting the isolated Indigenous community where the attacks took place.

  • Gork@lemm.eeEnglish
    42·
    1 year ago

    That raises even more questions.

    What type of jetpack is it? What sort of fuel does it use? Who made it?

    Why would miners need jetpacks? Why can’t I have a jetpack? They promised me flying cars and we don’t have them yet it’s bullshit.

    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.worldEnglish
      18·
      1 year ago

      You personally can’t be trusted with a jet pack, you’d probably use it to do illegal mining or something

    • LiquorFan@pathfinder.socialEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      I’m pretty sure you can get a jetpack nowadays if you have enough money. I have no idea if it’s legal to use it though.

      Also flying cars is a stupid concept. And we have had the better equivalent for ages, they are called helicopters. And you can also get an actual flying car nowadays if you have enough money…