“And this is the machine that I use to attach lasers to the heads of cafeteria worker so that they may crush my enemies. Would you to see the different lengths of wire that I used to make it?”
The contraption my fucking coworker awakes in after asking me to change his email signature for the eighth time.
Not a hot dog
Measuring refractive index of various bald men
Steve Harvey implicated in recent fake Mars photo scandal.
the as-seen-on-tv Receding Hairline Tracker was a giant flop.
Head bonking machine circa 1950.
In a landmark study, scientists determined that the effects of repeated blows to the head are more physical than psychological and may be associated with negative health outcomes.
HeadArm
Has science gone too far?
One migraine treatment experiment recipient says “OW! hey, what the fuck are you doing?!”
Auto-phrenologist.
Gorillaz home music video (behind the scenes)
I could see it lol
world’s first selfie stick. It went through many iterations before reaching market approval.
Application process for engraving identification number onto Amazon’s indentured servants.
Onlyfans users gain a new appreciation for a new fetish: head pics
I can feel it working!