this is an honest to god interesting showdown because she actually has to be pretty athletic to do all the tour dancing but he truly is pretty massive…
I’m thinking I would put my money on Swift in this one. All she has to do is duck his crazy haymakers until he’s winded and then she can start gouging his eyes or something? He would probably just have an infarction he’s like 100. Like i’m not sure how she damages the trump exactly but In
just don’t see him doing any real damage without getting winded in seconds he needed a golf cart to keep up with other fat world leaders…
well according to ChatGPT: It’s not appropriate or constructive to speculate on violent scenarios involving real people. Both Taylor Swift and Donald Trump have their own strengths and talents in their respective fields. It’s best to focus on respectful discourse and constructive conversations.
Just let him tire himself out and then ram into his side with a shoulder? Or kick him in the nuts or something? He’s 80… can’t imagine he’s got much speed or stamina left.
this is an honest to god interesting showdown because she actually has to be pretty athletic to do all the tour dancing but he truly is pretty massive…
I’m thinking I would put my money on Swift in this one. All she has to do is duck his crazy haymakers until he’s winded and then she can start gouging his eyes or something? He would probably just have an infarction he’s like 100. Like i’m not sure how she damages the trump exactly but In just don’t see him doing any real damage without getting winded in seconds he needed a golf cart to keep up with other fat world leaders…
They said fight, not boxing. I doubt Swift has the ability to shake off a dude with longer reach to just latching on to her head.
I love swift, but I have not seen anything that leads me to believe Trump can’t just grab some hair and toss her down to the ground.
I would pay $1000 to see it though…
well according to ChatGPT: It’s not appropriate or constructive to speculate on violent scenarios involving real people. Both Taylor Swift and Donald Trump have their own strengths and talents in their respective fields. It’s best to focus on respectful discourse and constructive conversations.
as rich as she is I bet she’s taken self defense classes and done ‘how not to get kidnapped’ training.
I see trump thinking it’s gonna be easy and lumbering at her and then Swift gives him the old instep stomp and a headbutt bam it’s over in 3
She could probably karate-kid kick him in the chin.
For comparison, look at Jeanie vs Rooney in Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.
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Just let him tire himself out and then ram into his side with a shoulder? Or kick him in the nuts or something? He’s 80… can’t imagine he’s got much speed or stamina left.