I always find it odd when people refer to emptying the bowels as a pleasant, enjoyable experience.

For me, it is not. There is no pain or complications (normally), but it’s still not enjoyable or pleasant. It’s just shit I need to do, so that other things in my life don’t become extremely painful or unbearable. It ranks similar to washing dishes or vacuuming a carpet in terms of pleasure and enjoyment.

So, if you find taking a dump pleasant, remember- you are lucky!