It looks interesting but I’d be very disappointed if someone expects me to eat with it.
Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.
I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i’d basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.
a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it’s pretty understandable.
4/4
Your 4-based rating system is almost as perverse as that “utensil.”
This comment was very helpful! It rate it with 7/7
i’d give it 5/7, perfect score
Reminds me of the silverware from 2001: A Space Odyssey
Use this set at home. Really like it! Especially that the forks forces you to eat smaller bites. :)
Use chopsticks?
But how do you consume your moloko?
It’s like if AI made utensils. Kubrick was ahead of the game.
Want
Now imagine the scraping of steel against teeth on this and it just….
I fucking hate this fork
Looks like one of those little seafood forks
What the fork?
Looks like a fork to me.
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)
I fucking hate it. Viscerally so.
What’s the scale? It might be a passable seafood fork.
That fork has a lisp. And I can’t explain that.
You’re correct though.
I thought it might be trisomy 21, but that also fits.
Knork/10
Sensory adventure 12/10
