One of my ex’s was depressed and wanted to end it all…so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so…playing the long game and all that.
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
There definitely are better ways of ending it 😅
Yeah, but are there tastier ways of ending it?
It can’t look too suspicious, or else insurance won’t pay out.
Like microwaving metal?
Microwaving TNT
One of my ex’s was depressed and wanted to end it all…so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so…playing the long game and all that.
-Kurt Vonnegut