robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months agoHas this ever happened to you?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageHas this ever happened to you?lemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months agomessage-square94fedilink
minus-squareraindrop1988@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-28 months agoI write the code: $400 an hour I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour You write the code: $3200 an hour
minus-squarezurohki@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoI wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?
minus-squarepuppy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-28 months agoOf course not! Cash is also acceptable.
minus-squareraindrop1988@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoDoes it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoActually I’m his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoIf you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes
minus-squareArtVandalist@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoCan I get a discount if I have GPT write the code and then you take 5 min if your time to make it work? I can buy you a Pebsi.
minus-squareArtVandalist@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoLuckily I wrote it as a disguised if statement, so here your Pebis 🥤
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoI would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoPssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.
I write the code: $400 an hour
I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour
You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour
You write the code: $3200 an hour
I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?
Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.
Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D
Actually I’m his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.
If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes
Can I get a discount if I have GPT write the code and then you take 5 min if your time to make it work? I can buy you a Pebsi.
That’s $6400 per hour
Luckily I wrote it as a disguised if statement, so here your Pebis 🥤
I would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.
Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.