That’s crazy I don’t think they would
You can bet your ass they would.
I think they’d plaster our loved ones’ coffins with adverts if they could.
Directal TV
Probably not, but they’d definitely patent the method.
There are 100% branded butt plugs out there.
You’ve never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.
“It’s morse code!”
When the benefits outweigh the costs they’ll do.
“Your poo will be back, after this word from our sponsors”
There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they’ll put ads anywhere.
There is even toilet paper with ads on it. Does that count as “ads in our anuses”?
Depends on how far you push it in.
I usually push mine a bit beyond the sigmoid boundary - would that count?
If you look at your poop in the toilet, then yes they will put ads in your anus. The ads would of course come out with your turds.
Embedded into cheap food that then becomes an ad in your toilet. But for a “pro” subscription you can shit without ads
Would they be like a sticker on the turd with the message, or more like a 3d printed brown thing?
They would and it would be the first time you loved ads.
Only if the ad was sexually transmitted.
I read that with an extra “i”
In which case, yes if they can then sell you the drugs you’d need for the rest of your life.
It’s like coca-cola + insulin, from a financial perspective , complementary investments.
They already shove ads down our throats, so it’s not a big stretch of imagination to say that yes, they would totally stick ads up our arse is they could.
