As a woman reading this, I had to stop and wonder what exactly the person meant by “hoo ha”, and how it’s going to be “out”. With today’s gender blender that could be all sorts of parts. Someone’s micro p_ could be flapping in the breeze while running to pole vault. Considering the pic that was featured on this Lemmy article: I think I’d look at the outfit of the dude standing third from the left and ask for everyone to be clothed like that for every event. I can just see the Olympic athletes looking back at the pic for this article and going, “what’s that on number three there? Oh, yeah, I’ll have a number three!”

Maybe they can just make the track uniforms fall along the lines of casual beach wedding party attire. Have it be like one of those weddings where the bridesmaids aren’t told what to wear, and they just show up with something that looks about right, in terms of colors and style. We’ll all hope for the best, and laugh at the worst coordinated one, huh?