Don’t ask him where he was on January 6 2021.
I feel 2/3 attacked…
Why are you not wearing crocs?
At least you know better than socks with sandals!
We don’t know which 2/3 though…
I see 6
Is “going outside” one of them?
Sport-mode. This man is dangerous, indeed
Dude got socks in crocs with locks
Crocs’n’socks!
Do people wear croncs without socks?
Yes exclusively
Only in the house when it isn’t for long
Nah, this is living right.
Dude is wearing comfortable shoes that have one functional flaw: they’re rubber and they chafe.
Socks= foot bliss in crocs, assuming the right size.
The tracker is a sign that someone fucked up, yeah. But it means they didn’t fuck up so bad that they need to be away from the rest of us. Everybody fucks up, we just don’t all get caught.
