Share some objective or subjective wisdom you’ve learned recently.
If you want your funeral to properly represent you, write your own eulogy.
priest clears throat “in the immortal words of the deceased: f*ck da police coming straight from the underground…”
“WAKE UP! RUNAHAUNANANAHUNA MAKEUP YOUWANTEDTO”
(not recently but always useful): Righty tighty, lefty loosey. Always helps when un/screwing things.
Except gas pressure regulators
And lawnmower blades
And brush cutter heads
And some wheel hubs
What did I miss?
Oh, bicycle pedal cranks
Half of a bottlescrew or turnbuckle.
What did I miss?
Anything where the nut will regularly be in a counter-clockwise rotation. Ideally you want the nut spinning toward tightening, so that it doesn’t back out over time. So, for some application “left-handed” threads make more sense.
Nothing ever neither always nor nevers.
Nothing never happens. Nothing always happens. Learn to live in the gray and you will be happy.
This is the least I can share to explain.
This would make a great cross stitch pattern. Like one of those floral circles grandma might have on her wall… but less saccharine, more contemplative.
don’t eat the yellow snow
I also saw that line while TW3 was loading, do you know what it means? (Well, the full line is “When the time of the White Frost comes, do not eat the yellow snow”). It didn’t seem to apply to anything in game, even with the ending.
originates from an old Frank Zappa song
https://youtu.be/IobtCDkJKDc?si=2SgcpXic0EisPEqF
The last 5 seconds of the song have the full quote ‘watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow’
cuz the Huskies did their business in it
Yellow snow implies it’s been peed on. Don’t eat the piss snow.
42
Didn’t catch that
“O Deep Thought computer,” he said, “the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us…” he paused, “The Answer.”
“The Answer?” said Deep Thought. “The Answer to what?”
“Life!” urged Fook.
“The Universe!” said Lunkwill.
“Everything!” they said in chorus.
Deep Thought paused for a moment’s reflection. “Tricky,” he said finally.
“But can you do it?”
Again, a significant pause.
“Yes,” said Deep Thought, “I can do it.”
“There is an answer?” said Fook with breathless excitement.
“Yes,” said Deep Thought. “Life, the Universe, and Everything. There is an answer. But, I’ll have to think about it.”
… Fook glanced impatiently at his watch. “How long?” he said.
“Seven and a half million years,” said Deep Thought.
Lunkwill and Fook blinked at each other. “Seven and a half million years…!” they cried in chorus.
“Yes,” declaimed Deep Thought, “I said I’d have to think about it, didn’t I?"[Seven and a half million years later… Fook and Lunkwill are long gone, but their descendents continue what they started]
“We are the ones who will hear,” said Phouchg, “the answer to the great question of Life…!”
“The Universe…!” said Loonquawl.
“And Everything…!”
“Shhh,” said Loonquawl with a slight gesture. “I think Deep Thought is preparing to speak!”
There was a moment’s expectant pause while panels slowly came to life on the front of the console. Lights flashed on and off experimentally and settled down into a businesslike pattern. A soft low hum came from the communication channel.“Good Morning,” said Deep Thought at last.
“Er…good morning, O Deep Thought” said Loonquawl nervously, “do you have…er, that is…”
“An Answer for you?” interrupted Deep Thought majestically. “Yes, I have.”
The two men shivered with expectancy. Their waiting had not been in vain.
“There really is one?” breathed Phouchg.
“There really is one,” confirmed Deep Thought.
“To Everything? To the great Question of Life, the Universe and everything?”
“Yes.”
Both of the men had been trained for this moment, their lives had been a preparation for it, they had been selected at birth as those who would witness the answer, but even so they found themselves gasping and squirming like excited children.
“And you’re ready to give it to us?” urged Loonsuawl.
“I am.”
“Now?”
“Now,” said Deep Thought.
They both licked their dry lips.
“Though I don’t think,” added Deep Thought. “that you’re going to like it.”
“Doesn’t matter!” said Phouchg. “We must know it! Now!”
“Now?” inquired Deep Thought.
“Yes! Now…”
“All right,” said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
“You’re really not going to like it,” observed Deep Thought.
“Tell us!”
“All right,” said Deep Thought. “The Answer to the Great Question…”
“Yes…!”
“Of Life, the Universe and Everything…” said Deep Thought.
“Yes…!”
“Is…” said Deep Thought, and paused.
“Yes…!”
“Is…”
“Yes…!!!..?”
“Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
United We Triumph! Don’t let the billionaires divide us.
Not recently. But few rules I collected/made up through years, that are quite usefull to me:
- Just be nice to people. It is free.
- Most issues can be talk through. Especially with your SO talk about every bad feeling you have.
- Use pen and paper when solving hard (personal) issues.
- Really try to be a good person.
- Do not drink, smoke. It does you no good.
- Do not play games in relationships. Always speak your mind, but always sugarcoat it. Especially sugar coat it to the people you love - you do not want them to feel bad or lose passion after critique.
- Be passionate and notice and be interested in passions of others.
- People are very deep get to know them.
- Find a deeper meaning. Can be religious or philosophic, also here you can help yourself with a pen and paper.
- You can decide what personality/character you have, but you have to work to get there. (Eg. You do not have to be grumpy, you can be nice,…)
- Make yourself be good with kids. They will teach you a lot.
- Be optimistic (but not naive). It is actually more helpful to leave life that way. Pessimists/realists are more correct. But correct is not useful. If you say “I will fail this exam anyway” and do not study you are 100% correct, but if believe you will pass it and study - you have at least some chances to pass it.
- When people ask you “how are you?” Say “Excellent!” instead of “Fine.” And then make up a reason to why (eg “It is a very lovely morning!”). First you did not know how you felt anyway and will make yourself actually feel excellent, you will lighten everyone’s mood and if you are creative your response can be a great conversation starter.
being sick sucks
Not recent knowledge, but flatulence is always funny.
Learned this very recently.
AI is not ready to take over your job. It is, however, perfectly ready to convince your boss that it’s ready to take over your job.
Sometimes it isn’t what it is.
But even then, it is what it is.
And it isn’t what it isn’t.
S’not.
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
I’ve come to realize that everyone is a product of their environment, in both setting and the human body that your conciousness resides in. You might be saying, “duh, you big dumb idiot”, but after REALLY absorbing the concept, I came to realize that people only ever do what they’re “programmed” to do. Its really helped me exercise empathy and reduce my level of frustration towards the people I encounter as I go through life. It’s also helped me be more introspective and suss out the origins of my own behaviors and ways of thinking.
This too shall pass
to the folks reading this on the toilet, give it time
No
-Gandalf
You can’t know.
One of my talents is being quite possibly the slowest artist ever since a piece I started a month ago isn’t even close to being finished 😂
