alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 months agoI just love painsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI just love painsh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoOr – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoIf you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoLmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?
minus-squarehstde@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoOr - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
minus-squaredbilitated@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoI just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoReasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoOh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoIf you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
minus-squareDigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agothe confidence of a man with no weekend plans
Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
Lmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?
Or - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
Sounds reasonable.
I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
Found the project manager.
the confidence of a man with no weekend plans