eaten raw
Someone reported this as NSFW, but I don’t see it. This is just Grandpa Simpson gumming a cucumber with his dentures out.
This somehow made it worse and now my gums hurt.
I hate it when that happens.
Is this how pickles are made?
I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?
Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren’t big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you’re stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they’re actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob
A cucumber is more inspicious than well…
Did you just make up a word?
I guess I did… I meant inconspicuous.
I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it
Inspicious is a word you’d use to berate someone who is being instupituous.
Its not always a cucumber.
try it out, see if it feels real or more like a joke
Help cucumber stuck in ass
Larry out here getting gummed on by grandpa Simpson over there.
Today I learned I’m a fabulous dish!
Trying to imagine what a glitter infection tastes like. Sherbet? Custard, maybe?
I love a good veggie salad toss!!
Where can I get a kinky cucumber that does not judge me?
Hey she might actually be a fabulous dish. Hard to tell at this range
Could still be part of a dish,tho. Delicious? I’ll let you decide.